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22 | Philly

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A lot of men in their 20s would kill for Peter Griffin’s hairline

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Shit can now generate songs better than ass

[Constants @constants2026]

🤯 Claude can now generate songs better than Suno for free

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First pride month without Charlie Kirk, it just doesn’t feel the same:/

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Guy who just started listening to music 3 years ago:

[Space @Space2021122]

Top 100 HH albums oat slightly loosely ranked

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Drake is damn near 50 talking about “is it your first time” in his music😭😭

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I took her to my mouse house and I squeaked it

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I’m on that good nothing and also nothing

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I know I’m not tripping

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Forgot I already tweeted this

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Shaving my whole body to go to the grocery store

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Accidentally liked a right wing tweet now my feed is full of cuck porn

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Listening to Fiona Apple on the subway there’s really no one doing it like me

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I wanna know what this guy’s life story is. Who is he?

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Shaving my entire body to go grocery shopping

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Gf wouldn’t follow me on the G Herbo app. She’s my ex now.

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Why the fuck are you sending me money on Zelle are you out of your goddamn mind

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@dogpooponigiri @Matty18ice Do you ever feel bad that you’re a complete loser?

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I’m at work and my patient is the same age as me

[rainer @uncoolboyfriend]

i'm at the hospital and the doctor is the same age as me

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I get horny when I think about sex

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Ermmmm… he’s actually called Joe Biden’s Monster