Projected #MarchMadness Bracket Pool standings
You, after 41 hours of research: 53rd (out of 52)
Your mom, picking teams based on which team’s mascot is cuter: 3rd
Guy’s 18th bracket out of 23 he made this year: 2nd
Girl who picked entire bracket in 14 seconds: 1st
Dear Kyle Shanahan,
Please tell me why on earth you are not utilizing George Kittle more. He’s the best player on the team and we needed him tonight.
Sincerely,
A concerned Niners fan
Y’know. The Niners can’t seem to play well against anyone. And then the Rams come into town and suddenly Jimmy G starts playing like Tom Brady every year.