Spencer Elkinton

[Spencer Elkinton @spencerelkinton]

Parents got COVID at a wedding this past weekend. Mom posted about it on FB. MOB had the AUDACITY to comment they had COVID too. GIRL, YOUR DAUGHTER’S WEDDING IS THE REASON WHY. READ THE ROOM.

[Spencer Elkinton @spencerelkinton]

I told my coworker about a file that crashed before I could back it up and she said “Jesus saves and so should you.”

[Spencer Elkinton @spencerelkinton]

Everyone who was disgusted by last year’s halftime show and thought this year’s was “evil” won’t be happy until it’s given to Celine Dion.

[Spencer Elkinton @spencerelkinton]

My account was hacked so if you got a message from me, please don’t click any link!

[Spencer Elkinton @spencerelkinton]

@taylor_blehm @ProFlowers Oh no! What happened?!

[Spencer Elkinton @spencerelkinton]

Never thought I’d meet someone with strong feelings on fennel

[Spencer Elkinton @spencerelkinton]

Who listens to My Favorite Murder? Need to find a Murderino to check out the KC show

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Leader of Islamic Center of Pittsburgh announces Muslim community has raised more than $70,000 for synagogue attack victims and their families.

"We just want to know what you need ... If it's people outside your next service protecting you, let us know. We'll be there."

[Spencer Elkinton @spencerelkinton]

@telkinton1 THE HAIR OMG

[Spencer Elkinton @spencerelkinton]

Walking down the hall and I hear the Office theme song in a neighbor’s apartment. Someone is having an excellent night.

[Spencer Elkinton @spencerelkinton]

Officially a registered Missouri voter and I cannot wait for Election Day! #VoteSaveAmerica

[Pod Save America @PodSaveAmerica]

Pod Save America is coming to @HBO. Fridays starting October 12.

Last call for democracy. https://t.co/kIoPnDyxoN

[Spencer Elkinton @spencerelkinton]

In Starbucks line at my gate and the guy behind me said he’s going to get a beer. It’s 5:53. Saturday morning.

[Spencer Elkinton @spencerelkinton]

#QueerEye SEASON 3 IS SHOOTING IN KC

[Spencer Elkinton @spencerelkinton]

@PodSaveAmerica KC show? https://t.co/JZlBFslj0I

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

We’ve made great progress in Kansas City, but we can do so much more. I love my hometown and I’d be honored to lead it as your mayor. https://t.co/NBRZRjNxZi

[Spencer Elkinton @spencerelkinton]

#BerkshireHathaway shareholders meeting is playing an Omaha remix of Empire State of Mind 💀

[Spencer Elkinton @spencerelkinton]

So, so grateful to @UMKClgbtqia for opening their event with @deray to the public. This is a great big world filled with hopeful people, big ideas, and the energy and passion to make it a good place for everyone. Thank you for sharing!

[Spencer Elkinton @spencerelkinton]

Trump has exactly as much respect for his office as Simba does in “I Just Can’t Wait to Be King”

[Spencer Elkinton @spencerelkinton]

There are some tweets that I literally cannot retweet hard enough

[Spencer Elkinton @spencerelkinton]

Finally watched #SeeingAllred and I’m wrecked. Wow.