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San Diego

[Spencer @spencewik]

Was surprised to see an old man wearing a frat shirt and then I remembered Fiji is an actual place

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Y’all mind if a girl gets a little romantic about baseball?

[Ryan Hana @RyanHanaWWP]

Nobody post the rest of the weekend, there's no beating this.

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Theres a bit in the Netflix Dinosaur series where it says it rained for a MILLION years. Humans could be wiped out in a nuclear bomb and we’d just be a footnote in Earths history. We’re utterly insignificant. Not me obviously, I’m significant but apart from me I mean.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

If you don’t want to stop and read the historical site plaques then you’re not fucking coming

[italian lucite @yurodivys]

My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

And for the lady, perhaps a plastic baseball helmet full of ice cream?

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a regulated nervous system?

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

Make sure I update the project tracker so my broader team is up to date on deliverable timelines across the org

[brain dump @name_redacted_]

first one in my bloodline to use an app to turn on my lamps

[bianca @meiebia]

unfortunately this is just proof that most men do not view women as equals even on a stage where they earned the exact same thing as them. and arguably did it better.

[Lux @thisislux]

happy year of the horse

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes

[Peach @nerdylilpeach]

someone genuinely explain to me how this could possibly be considered offensive or divisive to anyone

[Anna Riedl @AnnaLeptikon]

me with the laundry from the dryer

[Sydney Urbanek @sydurbanek]

Love when a friend texts you an instant classic

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes