spendizzle

[Slumpii @slumpiicos]

What do I have to do to leave this dogshit island I'm so sick of the UK😭

Every day its I wake up and see the govt trying to pass "fuck you, I'm going to make your life worse and I hope you die" laws. Meanwhile normal jobs give poverty wages and nobody can afford anything. Get me outttttt.

[mr smoovie williams @smoovie420]

$NVDA

[Pocho 🇨🇴 @PochoTHFC]

*Consigo el token pirata*

Lo que me sale en la maldita tienda:

[spendizzle @spend1zzle]

@EASFCDirect can i play grounds now without my match being a 1v1 and the rest ai now?

[James Welham @WelhamOfficial]

I’m sure every set of fans feel like they get refereed differently, but the last 12 months as a Spurs fan have been something else. This video hardly touches the surface

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: Andy Burnham is preparing to ban sauce sachets in the UK to align with EU rules

I wish I was joking
This is what our PM is working on
Meanwhile the country is falling apart

[fiona 🚄💜🇵🇸 @fionaajade]

the uk public: "pls can you lower our energy bills and stop funding a genocide"

MPs, for some reason: *arguing about oral sex on twitter*

[Callum Carmine @Callum_Carmine]

“Face-sitting without obstructing breathing is unlikely to be prohibited.”

You should be making my rent affordable. You should be providing me opportunities for my future.

Instead you’re dictating whether I can record bush on my face

[mitchell @thfcm14]

saturday: chelsea 0-2 tottenham
monday: kane ballon d’or

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Wow. 🏆

[matti 🇳🇴 @surretemessi]

Got called a larper today ??? who would larp tottenham hotspur

[🥷🏽💨 @unfilteredwhor3]

when you’re stuck at home with no weed

[Pocho 🇨🇴 @PochoTHFC]

* Todos emocionados por la vuelta de Kulusevski *

De Zerbi y Van Hecke escondidos en los baños del estadio:

[🚬 @zoneliv]

they couldn't beat a 10 man team

[george 🎏 @gmbarnard22]

we live in an age where u can order pepe's from your wii

[@maketheangelscry @myleperlord]

Anyone can kill themselves but do you have the courage to sit in your room playing video games and doing drugs all day?

[spendizzle @spend1zzle]

@HTGKnizzle i fw this heavy

[spendizzle @spend1zzle]

@HTGKnizzle theyve been a madness dumbass

[Craig @panks_79]

We need fighters. We need a mentality monster with the armband.

We needed to keep João Palhinha.