Spencer Lopez

Grass is like the celery of vegetation

[Spencer Lopez @spenlo1997]

Has anyone checked on Nickelback through all of this? #nickelback #itsgettingreal

[Spencer Lopez @spenlo1997]

@Patriots

[Spencer Lopez @spenlo1997]

Thanks for my new bff twitter #numberneighbor #TextDoorNeighbor

[Spencer Lopez @spenlo1997]

Girls really out here getting their hearts broke by guys that look like this

[Dr. Phil @DrPhil]

Felt cute, might delete later.

[MileHighReport @MileHighReport]

It's October 19th and @VonMiller leads the NFL in sacks with @astronaut not far behind in 4th place. 🙌

[Spencer Lopez @spenlo1997]

I hate it when you’re having an awesome Saturday and it gets ruined when your boss reminds you it’s a Monday and you should be at work. #mybad

[Spencer Lopez @spenlo1997]

I feel like if you’re not famous, Wendy’s or in a fraternity, you’re Twitter is basically ignored🤷🏽‍♂️

[Spencer Lopez @spenlo1997]

Post: Some of the zodiac signs eat pasta
Some of the zodiac signs: OMG that’s so true
#FakeNews

[Spencer Lopez @spenlo1997]

Alright hear me out. A sitcom about a group of actors that play a group of friends in a sitcom centering around the whole “friends” and “How I met your mother” vibe. But in real life the roles are reversed. It would play on the cliche’s of the 20 something’s sitcoms.

[Spencer Lopez @spenlo1997]

Everyone thinks the space force is a good idea until they’re mopping the latrine on an intergalactic space shuttle #SpaceForce

[Spencer Lopez @spenlo1997]

Me after cooking a mean bowl of cereal

[Spencer Lopez @spenlo1997]

@GShapiro9News @9NEWS That would be unfortunate if they pulled troops out of here. They just opened a decent commissary🤷🏽‍♂️

[Spencer Lopez @spenlo1997]

Anyone back in Colorado want to go skydiving in like two weeks?

[Spencer Lopez @spenlo1997]

So I might have some leave in June. So now’s the time to start making plans

[Spencer Lopez @spenlo1997]

I said lol out loud today. I thought I was better than this.

[G a b r i e l - I g l e s i a s @fluffyguy]

My NEW @Netflix special will be getting filmed this September. I will be announcing the location very soon 😃 https://t.co/1e3OhsM4M0

[bob saget @bobsaget]

Sometimes I still wonder...
What ever happened to predictability?
The milk man, the paper boy, the evening TV?
How did I get delivered here? Somebody tell me please
This old world's confusing me.

[The Denver Post @denverpost]

Rockies recall Mike Tauchman from Triple-A, option Daniel Castro to Albuquerque https://t.co/2vyd4dNCN0

[Spencer Lopez @spenlo1997]

Only $540,600 short https://t.co/Ccd8P0gCsf

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

The average single-family home in the Denver metro area sells for $540,624. A new record according to the Denver Metro Assoc of Realtors. #9News