Spencer Harrison

[Spencer Harrison @spennyharrison]

Bronny James on Wednesday

[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

The Brick Community Children's Theatre (BCCT) TikTok account posted a video featuring a kid singing "Where's My Dad?" from the Finding Nemo Jr. musical. The video has since been edited via CapCut to showcase moments where we all still feel like children.

[Spencer Harrison @spennyharrison]

This is the right take, but saying it's nerd influence alone is probably wrong. This has been inevitable since teams saw what happened when the league moved the 3P-line in. But the league office has made zero effort to reckon with the fact that 80% of the court is now dead space

[David West @D_West30]

I am neither insecure nor lack the intelligence to understand data. Im a fan of the game, a lifer if you will, but the nerd influence is too much. Style, nuance, individualism, mid range, post play, all gone. Dweeb based basketball is predictable. 3s or 2s, nothing else.

[Spencer Harrison @spennyharrison]

Imagine if Joe Biden posted boomer AI slop of himself as Jesus in the middle of The Dumbest War Anyone Has Ever Started and then said this to justify it

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ?

Trump: It wasn't a depiction. I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker, which we support and only the fake news could come up with that one.

[Spencer Harrison @spennyharrison]

We’re healing

[True Discipline @TruueDiscipline]

Young men are turning against sports betting:

[Spencer Harrison @spennyharrison]

very normal things are happening!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Stephen Miller: “We are going to channel all the anger we have over the organized campaign to led to this assassination to uproot and dismantle these terrorist networks … The organized doxxing campaigns. The organized riots. The organized street violence. The organized of dehumanization. Vilification. Posting people’s addresses. Combining that with messaging designed to trigger and incite violence and the actual organized cells that carry out and facilitate the violence. It is a vast domestic terror movement. With God and as my witness, we are going to use every resource we have at the Department of Justice, Homeland Security and throughout this government to identify, disrupt, dismantle and destroy these networks, and make America safe again for the American people. It will happen, and we will do it in Charlie’s name.”

[Spencer Harrison @spennyharrison]

at this point we have to ask if the dodgers are the only mlb team with an understanding of NPV

[Spencer Harrison @spennyharrison]

@conorjrogers unbelievably high quality baseball tweet

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

A Wolf in a Rocky Landscape, by follower of Frans Snijders, late 17th/early 18th c, 📸 via @Timberwolves

[Spencer Harrison @spennyharrison]

@itskylesg apparently this was the original script! it would’ve been a way better movie

[Spencer Harrison @spennyharrison]

a thread of strange people sharing lame sports opinions, 0/10 would not read again

[Zarathustra @zarathustra5150]

On a long enough time-line, technique will "solve" almost any game into a boring non-event.

Remember being a kid and realizing that tic tac toe wasn't really a game? This problem of optimizing the fun out of things scales in terrifying ways.

[Spencer Harrison @spennyharrison]

@eLonePB I don’t think teams see Murray as having upside that’s worth the risk - even when he was nearly averaging a triple double in SA he only commanded 3 firsts and a swap from Atlanta, I believe. probably a big disconnect between the stats and the player

[Spencer Harrison @spennyharrison]

@JBudDavis stopped taking anything this guy had to say seriously when I got to "and to get NFL paychecks"

[Spencer Harrison @spennyharrison]

if you ever feel under-qualified at your job just remember that ryan day lost 4 games with cj stroud as his qb

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

Astronauts are impressive but nothing is more challenging than being a Florida fan

Day-to-day rollercoaster of chaos

[Spencer Harrison @spennyharrison]

@eLonePB I think it’s the same one Tommy Devito has been doing

[Spencer Harrison @spennyharrison]

@Ro_Joshi “don’t use it if you hate humor” was a dead giveaway

[Spencer Harrison @spennyharrison]

every manager who ever pulled his ace before the third time through the order, even when the guy was shoving, is vindicated tonight