opened my girlfriends packages from amazon before she got home & you would’ve thought I destroyed her family & lit her car on fire. She told me I took away her greatest joy and best part of her week. I feel horrible about it.Learn from my mistakes.Never open a woman’s package.
When you need me and you can't see me in the middle of the night, just close your eyes and say a prayer. It's ok; I know you're scared when I'm not here, but I'll always be right there. Even though I'm leaving I ain't going nowhere...
"Even Though I'm Leaving" - available June 7.
Women: can we have access to affordable birth control?
Men: NO
Women: can we have access to safe abortions?
Men: absolutely NOT
Women: okay can you wear a condom?
Men: ... it doesn’t feel as good :/
*me buying 2 bottles of wine at the grocery store*
Cashier: you know if you buy 6 bottles at a time you get 10% off
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me: ... ya ok I’ll go get 4 more bottles hold on
Placed 7th in the nation as a true freshman. This is something I’m very proud of, but being a national champion is always the goal. I will be working my tail off to one day achieve my dream ☝🏼#GodsPlan