Trash Panda

I’d hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.

[Trash Panda @sperry0605]

@Wobble_Factory 2694 🤘🏼

[Wobble Factory @Wobble_Factory]

~5K Followers Giveaway~
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Rules:
1. Must RT this tweet
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3. Reply to this tweet with a number 1-5000

Winner will be drawn Wednesday night (8/12) @ 5PM CST

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[Trash Panda @sperry0605]

@realDonaldTrump we know you fucked a bowl of spaghetti

[PAZ @pazpaz]

coachella in october? 3 words:

pumpkin spice molly

[Mads🥂 @madisommelier]

Somewhere...somehow...some frat boy is planning a coronavirus themed date party

[randy @RandyEmillio]

Us: 2020 is gonna be our year

*3 months later*

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

BOOMERS: Why does your generation take climate change so seriously?

MILLENNIALS: This is the last scene from our favorite show growing up-

[Trash Panda @sperry0605]

@Subtronics I heard you’re in Portland..I’ve got some 🔥 dabs if you’ve got a rig ☺️🤘🏼

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

You’re not an “adult” bro you’re 19 years old. Now go pee your pants blackout drunk while crying at your favorite college bar because Cassandra didn’t ask you to her formal.

[Trash Panda @sperry0605]

I need someone to smack me around and remind me that I’m a bad bitch

[Trash Panda @sperry0605]

@AboveTheSkyPro 6592

[ATS @AboveTheSkyPro]

Personal stash giveaway, 9.5/10 quality. SJ V1.

1. Follow our page
2. Retweet this tweet
3. Guess a number 1-7500

Random Number will be chosen at 4:20 on 11/7. Good luck!!

[Trash Panda @sperry0605]

If you’re self aware enough to know that you COULD be doing better, then you SHOULD be doing better. Step out of your comfort zone and stop settling for complacency

[angel baby @unwh0retunate]

fuck ur zodiac sign what traumatic childhood experience shaped your sense of humor?

[Trash Panda @sperry0605]

If this is a dad bod then wtf are y’all calling your pizza beer belly guts?

[Dusty Smith @cultofdusty1]

Jason Mamoa is getting body shamed on the internet today for this picture of him on vacation bc he’s “fat now” and has a “dad bod”... and I’m officially never taking my shirt off ever again as long as I live. Not even in the shower.

[Trash Panda @sperry0605]

@machinegunkelly glad to see you’re back

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

If you’re a man against abortion here are some things you can do:
- only have sex with people who want kids
- get a vasectomy
- be responsible with your ejaculation
- shut the fuck up

[Trash Panda @sperry0605]

New level of commitment issues: I get anxiety thinking about meal prepping for the week because I have to commit to eating the same thing for 4 days 🙃

[Trash Panda @sperry0605]

Me doing outdoor summer activities alone because my friends are too hungover from their weekly weekend benders

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ron. He reserved the fountain for his pool party this evening but nobody showed up. Still hoping they’re on their way. 13/10 sit tight Ron i’m coming