Nic Perry

Living a five star life on a shoestring budget (not anymore got a good paying job)

[Nic Perry @sperrycole96]

@LeaderJohnThune Hi John! We share the same Alma Mater! You’re a piece of shit

[Nic Perry @sperrycole96]

@elonmusk Baby girl, all I’ve seen is your tweets and they’re damaging enough.

[Nic Perry @sperrycole96]

@ihatejoelkim I am not society

[Nic Perry @sperrycole96]

All I’m holding onto at this point is my therapist promising me im loveable and the slim chance Disenchanted is good.

[Nic Perry @sperrycole96]

Y’all who don’t understand the sexy baby line clearly have never felt like the monster on the hill

[Nic Perry @sperrycole96]

@braden__david @prockidile Our burden is heavy

[Nic Perry @sperrycole96]

Idk why for my whole adult life I’m the only one of my friends who has had a printer

[Nic Perry @sperrycole96]

This fake Joe video isn’t even on Fox News?

[Nic Perry @sperrycole96]

Somehow my tik tok has been all aliens, societal collapse, end of world, biblical prophecy for the last week. I’m trying to ignore, but also I’m pretty convinced now. We should all be concerned for mid-August.

[Nic Perry @sperrycole96]

I think, in general, food is being way over sauced these days.

[Nic Perry @sperrycole96]

Really sucks that to live anywhere in this country that’s kinda less depressing than everywhere else you have to pay 20 times more.

[Nic Perry @sperrycole96]

Waiting for my Mother’s Day surprises because I’m always the mom of the friend group.

[Nic Perry @sperrycole96]

My mother yet again insulted Harry Styles. “He creeps me out” “Why can’t he just pick a side? Boy clothes or girl clothes” “The girl clothes aren’t even good picks. Not stylish” I can only endure this so many times before I might need to block.

[Nic Perry @sperrycole96]

@themichaelcaine Hey man

[Nic Perry @sperrycole96]

@UncleBert13 If I had to guess, I’d say you were listing off things of future value!

[Nic Perry @sperrycole96]

In 2nd grade they put a scale at the front of the room and weighed all of us in front of the class and wrote our weight on the board. The purpose? Lesson on averages. Just now fully realizing this trauma.

[Nic Perry @sperrycole96]

That Olive Garden gnocchi soup WASNT GOOD. We all pretended it was.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Just watch this video. Just watch.

[Nic Perry @sperrycole96]

I didn’t think being on a 30 minute call with Albertsons about a ten dollar cookie cake would be on the docket today but here we are.

[Nic Perry @sperrycole96]

Tbh the best part of being an adult is still just being able to have water in bed