sam

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

[sam @spf0319]

@hunterbidenDem This was Darline Graham’s destiny, but SC voters are stupid

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@brown61472 @AdamKinzinger Milk toast lmfao

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@NilesGApol The senate sucks now, a lot of people who have been there a long time are getting out. Four senators were or are running for governor this cycle

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@PuckReportNHL Crosby to the Minnesota Wild

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@Pete_Collins_ It’s because he’s bored off his ass

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@jordanreviewsit Have you been reimbursed yet? They said I would be by the end of the day but hoping there isn’t another “software error” like last week

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@popularknapsack Yeah, you start realize this app is mostly worthless slop now and you’re wasting your time on it

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@conorjrogers That would have rivaled 2022 PA-Sen as the worst senate election of all time

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@DarrylKonas @sahilkapur @BillCassidy Why do you care, you’re never getting invited to the ballroom

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@bloc1264 @sahilkapur @BillCassidy Why do you care so much about a ballroom you’ll never be invited to?

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@Bornakang I ate so many cosmic brownies as a teenager that I will never eat one again

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@jacksettleman The hurricanes are the best comp for the bills, great regular seasons, always win round 1, always lose spectacularly in round 2 or 3

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@BigGayRainbow @kmrstan Don’t forget George lemeiux and Jeff chiesa

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

I am “continuing to monitor the situation”.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

relaxing before bed by watching 2-6 seconds of 100-200 videos

[sam @spf0319]

white people be like my dog can only drink distilled water actually

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@TheoAshNFL 2017 dolphins and buccaneers would like a word lol

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@Anthony_Etherin Was it a bat I saw?

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

dude we’re asking dónde está la biblioteca later if u wanna pull up