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Tweets by Joey

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Our Canadian mental health care system attacked Google in April. I stuck up for Google. I said at least Google isn't selling trying to us pills every day. I told them to go get a job.

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All the slaves on construction sites in Vancouver while we crush life from home. Lol. How's that slavery going? Oh that's nice. I think I will go close contracts at the resort today. Palm trees in the way and all.

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To the 1.3 billion dollar company crying because i didn't email them back, your software is one 100th the speed of the software I use. That means I ghost your ass since you have 1b to play with.

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My favorite movie was the Covid Mask featuring Jim Carrey.

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@VancouverPD @VPDHorses A good view to make sure health care workers arent selling drugs, not that you'd fucking notice anyway. Lol

[Team Canada @TeamCanada]

Canada, are you ready? 🇨🇦📣

[Brent Bellamy @brent_bellamy]

It will be a tragic own goal if Vancouver gives Granville Street back to cars after the World Cup. It has created a valuable new centre of gravity in the downtown. The city is much better for it. @BrentToderian

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@Devin_Heroux Nice one!

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In America, mass murders happen in schools. In Canada, they happen in hospitals. The police have barely any information compared to these health care monsters. I have not seen the police's screen. Health care's screens are creepy AF. 🫣🌐🛡

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Day job people will never understand solopreneurs. "I worked 8 hours today and I didn't even start supper."
We do 16 hours per day and eat four meals while we work. Pissing feels like vacation time. Want to one up that one for me? 😊🫣🛡

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@TimHortons went from coffee that has been made in the last twenty minutes to twenty minutes per customer. Hey we evolve. I get it. No other competitors either in case you slip. Just another 7000 coffee shops to choose from. Of course my fault for going in there.

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Why do the baby boomers even give the middle aged and younger any advice when most of it is either common sense or pure on garbage? What do you know that we do not know? Anything? The scripture? We got that covered. Psychology? Done. Anything else? Technology? Ha! Ha. Ha....

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My friend from Zimbabwe said last year, said "You know who all the tiktok creators are in Vancouver. Do you know who Jeff is?" I said, "Oh I watched his stream. Criminal at large. Quarter million dollar gofundmes. Stalker. No thanks." That was a long time ago. Way worse now!

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I love the fans. "Joey can't stream on Granville because of that fucking retard old streamer that threatens him with his loser friend circle."
Haha gosh she sounds like I do. 😊

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That Tiktok creep surely gets away with a lot. Death threats and stickers on my buiding door. He is obsessed with me. Dozens of women messaging me complaining about him. They said knock him out for me. I said I wish but I can't. Stupid old tiktok weirdo. Go back to Ontario. Lol.

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In and out of @TimHortons in 26 minutes. First time there this year. Yeahhhhh. Last time. It's just that simple.

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I wonder what Nova Scotia nurses had for breakfast. A little Zoloft and venlafaxine on the rocks or what? With a side of 200 beer? Then working on patients? Well good for you. You must be some heroic to do that. I hope you didn't drive this time, or fraud any hospitals as CEO.

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I wonder how many cheeseburgers the nurses had before going to work today in Nova Scotia. 60? Wow! Awesome! That is healthy. Need help getting out of the car? Oh I am not there. I live in a place where health care is five stars.

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All the drug dealers in the hospitals we are always thinking about you. We can think very clear. Yeah no pills. Maybe go work at McDonalds or get a job instead of harming patients. I know my hospital would cure people. That is what it is intended for. Duh.

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I love when a Vancouverite pulls on a retail store door and then they go, "Nope! Closed!" Haha. Push. Not pull . It's open. They do that at Tim Hortons all the time. Even newfies don't do that shit. Lol. That's why there's people inside the store. Probably open you know? Lol #6am