Imhotep's Dirty Bandages

kind of a hippy but also not

[Imhotep's Dirty Bandages @SphynxSunflower]

@tallsnail @alt1na1 Yuppp same here

[Imhotep's Dirty Bandages @SphynxSunflower]

@alex_is_shook Feel like I have whiplash! I thought Amber’s comment was tasteful but I totally get Rosie’s response. These girls are both a MESS

[helen @helen]

AI couldn’t invent minions but after watching the new minions movie i think the minions could invent AI. and honestly maybe they did

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[Mami @ACNH_Fuhrer]

having a newborn is actually really easy if you just sit and don't do anything but hold them

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[tex @texmeplease]

my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show

[solé @layxsnv]

these new mosquitos pulling yo pants down & eating yo ass !

[bird 🐇 @oliveegger]

I guess I will shut myself out of society until my children are 8 so that I don’t ruin some entitled adult’s time at a Texas Roadhouse. This is that person’s world after all

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Grogu is next to me at Starbucks watching porn full volume on his iPad

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

“You fucking idiot bitch” me to the video game character that I’m in full control of

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[erika @yeeeerika]

yes i'm a patron of the arts i go to da movies

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

*little kid in horror movie reveals his morbid crayon drawings of dead bodies*

Me: that's awesome man. Keep at it. Keep working on these things

[JT @jiratickets]

boomers sending DMs to AI-generated women on instagram

[gex @severalbird]

beating my girlfriend because walmart changed their layout and im scared and confused

[Imhotep's Dirty Bandages @SphynxSunflower]

@NoahKahan sang for my miis today and they had the correct reactions

[Dyylas @DylanDyylas]

maga keeps bringing up bill clinton like we worship him the way they do trump

literally none of us give a fuck about bill clinton man LOL

[Imhotep's Dirty Bandages @SphynxSunflower]

Just paid $10 for a beer wtffff st pete