🌵dixie.spice🌵

I have better things to do with my time.

[🌵dixie.spice🌵 @spice_dixie]

Friends who don’t let friends bury bodies aren’t really friends.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Awwww….

[🌵dixie.spice🌵 @spice_dixie]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[🌵dixie.spice🌵 @spice_dixie]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
I can’t believe I have had this account for freakin 11 years!!😱😱😱

[🌵dixie.spice🌵 @spice_dixie]

@TheNomadicKing Dark roast with little cream and touch of stevia.

[🌵dixie.spice🌵 @spice_dixie]

Sorry, not sorry.

[G a b r i e l - I g l e s i a s @fluffyguy]

RT or tweet “I want a signed #FluffyFunko in my life” for ur chance to WIN from https://t.co/Anmui7CGt3

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Perhaps we should run a poll on this?

[🌵dixie.spice🌵 @spice_dixie]

@elonmusk Yes

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

“May you live forever” is the worst possible curse once you understand deep time

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Cool

[Sooz @CruisinSoozan]

I might break into my neighbour’s back yard and clean their grill.

[Charlie Brown Fan Account @Peanuts_4Fans]

Always remember this 🙌🏻 #Peanuts

[Miss Leah 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 @LeahsLounge]

You're not really adulting until you save an empty box "because it's a really great box."

[𝔐𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔢𝔩 @TheSoulShadow]

Quality time, connection, and friendship are essential elements for building an intimate relationship that will last. Physical contact is not always required for two individuals to form a strong bond

[Terri @terrip38]

Do butterflies see their lives flash before their eyes before hitting a windshield? And if so is it the butterfly life or the caterpillar one?

[🌵dixie.spice🌵 @spice_dixie]

Gen X: aging backwards on the outside, falling apart inside because we’ve been adults since the age of 8.

[KimVPoetry🖤🥀 @KimVPoetry]

You deserve someone who makes the time to listen and a relationship that’s not one-sided…

[The Clarty Plodger. ™️ @Prince_Madness1]

Maybe she doesn’t want a knight
in shining armour, maybe
she just wants a real honest
and loyal man.

[Greg One Leg @Greg_1_Leg]

I’m all out of funny. I can offer snacks, sarcasm and advice that I don’t follow myself

[Rachel @RachelNoise]

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying.

Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.