eb🌞ni

i have GOT to get funnier

[eb🌞ni @spiceslag]

Ah yes the original “serving cunt”

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

a medieval badge showing a vagina carried by three phalluses with arms, legs, and tails

[eb𓏲ּ𝄢ni @Slagliacci]

first ten followers get a shift or pass and i’m serious

[eb🌞ni @spiceslag]

just putting this here I can barely use this phone anymore but my new phone locked me out of spiceslag so I’ll probably have to use this account 👇 now :))))))

[eb𓏲ּ𝄢ni @Slagliacci]

New account AGAIN this makes me want to throw up but it’s kinda nice to freshen my accounts to match my current vibes yano? everything’s getting a little spring cleaning xo xo

[eb🌞ni @spiceslag]

Got a new phone for the first time in 3 years but I may have to make a new twitter acc bc it won’t let me log in on the new phone :(( I can’t keep making accounts I’m not strong enough ahhh

[eb🌞ni @spiceslag]

I hope you’re thriving makeup lady wherever you are xx

[eb🌞ni @spiceslag]

Ironically this tweet is much more embarrassing and annoying than anything the makeup woman did this morning lol

[eb🌞ni @spiceslag]

Reeling in the years 2023:

this mugshot paired w Planet of the Bass

[eb🌞ni @spiceslag]

My ancestors were definitely more into personalities then lol

[eb🌞ni @spiceslag]

This would be so fun I would literally fry my hair again to be ginger for this to happen lol

[eb🌞ni @spiceslag]

I could be Ice Spice for Halloween omg

[eb🌞ni @spiceslag]

ariana grande 🤝 justin bieber 🤝 idina menzel 🤝 demi lovato

[eb🌞ni @spiceslag]

@finglasboy VALID

[eb🌞ni @spiceslag]

She went on a really cute spanish holiday and is back in 4th class to tell u about it

[eb🌞ni @spiceslag]

You come to me, on the last day of my annual leave holidays, to ask me to cover a shift?

[eb🌞ni @spiceslag]

Dennark.

[eb🌞ni @spiceslag]

thank u dennark

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

International euphemisms (some rare) for menstruation:

6. It’s lingonberry week (Swedish)
5. I have my bears (French)
4. The cockerel sang to me (Puerto Rican Spanish)
3. Garibaldi is coming (Italian)
2. The moon came (Indonesian)
1. There are communists in the funhouse (Danish)

[eb🌞ni @spiceslag]

@ChaoticWifeTime HAPPY BIRTHDAY MÉABH’S MAM !!!

[eb🌞ni @spiceslag]

Woah storm Betty bam a lam

[eb🌞ni @spiceslag]

OBSESSED

[eb🌞ni @spiceslag]

Went off hozier the past few years but then i saw Domhnall Gleeson covered in dirt and we’re back baybee