Spicy Crawdad

“It’s not worth your time if it doesn’t have a Vienna Beef sign.” - Abe Lincoln, probably

[Spicy Crawdad @spicycrawdad]

Top 5 Most Underappreciated Jimmy Eat World Songs:
5) Kill
4) Let It Happen
3) Lucky Denver Mint
2) If You Dont Dont
1) Pol Roger

Honorable Mention: 23, Just Tonight, Coffee & Cigarettes, Lean, It Matters

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Peasant and Nestrobber, by Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1568

[Spicy Crawdad @spicycrawdad]

@jasonbenetti Blount Force Trauma

[CamOnTheCob @CamOnTheCob]

It's TIME! On Monday I finally live out my childhood dream and become a Power Ranger 🤣. Join us on stream for $100+ of giveaways and some hilarious fun extras! It's Morphin' Time ⚡️

[CamOnTheCob @CamOnTheCob]

CobFest is BACK!! This Friday we've got $200 in guaranteed prizes including cash, merch, and more! Plus 10 evolving marble skins. It's the first in a while due to scheduling conflicts, and it's gonna be WILD! Cya there 🥳

[Spicy Crawdad @spicycrawdad]

@CamOnTheCob

[CamOnTheCob @CamOnTheCob]

This Monday marks 5 YEARS since I began my streaming journey on Twitch. To celebrate, we're having a BANGER stream with over $100 of prize giveaways, a hilarious PO Box opening, and some wild extras. Hope to see y'all there! 🎉🥂

[Spicy Crawdad @spicycrawdad]

@Criminalsimpson If you don’t vote for Jasper, that’s a paddlin

[Spicy Crawdad @spicycrawdad]

Ah yes, MLB All-Star Week. Featuring the timeless tradition unlike any other by only listing the Derby as a two hour event.

[Spicy Crawdad @spicycrawdad]

@DSzymborski Holy shit this would play

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@mattlindner Come for the wacky base paths, stay for the fielders looking like me trying to recover my errant tee shots as “playable”

[Spicy Crawdad @spicycrawdad]

@LeBatardShow Doughnuts only

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@mattlindner https://t.co/8R76DeYBTb

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

[Spicy Crawdad @spicycrawdad]

@Bulls_Jay This is NBA Inside Drive on the OG Xbox bad

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@BornOnThirdCubs Very Seabrook against Detroit energy

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@mattlindner Even at Sox Park you’ll hear “This is the South Side of Chicago, not fucking San Diego”

[Spicy Crawdad @spicycrawdad]

“Am I an asshole? Do I look like an asshole?”
“Yeah.”

[Dyerbolical Horror (☥𝐃𝐁) @DyerbolicalDB]

What's the greatest line in cinema...

[Spicy Crawdad @spicycrawdad]

Put this dude in net, Jets. He’s ready.

[CamOnTheCob @CamOnTheCob]

This Friday we're celebrating my 4-year Partniversary on Twitch with tons of merch and cash prizes! It's been such an awesome journey, I hope to see y'all there for the celebration! 🎉💜

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

This Chicago seagull just created a BEAUTIFUL moment in baseball 🥹

(📸 Griffin Quinn/Getty Images)

[Spicy Crawdad @spicycrawdad]

@mattlindner Lookin very Grace Under Fire