clarence claymore

the sky is Flat, obviously the Erth is too

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[Fredrik @F_Edits]

World Cup players whose top speed in round 1 matches the scrabble score of their surname

🇲🇽 Vásquez - 27.9 km/h ≈ 28 scrabble pts
🇹🇳 Chamakh - 21.3 km/h ≈ 21 scrabble pts
🇮🇷 Khalilzadeh - 31.3 km/h ≈ 31 scrabble pts
🇦🇹 Chukwuemeka - 29.4 km/h ≈ 29 scrabble pts

[Thomas Nestico @TJStats]

WAR Leaders by Team — Shortstop

[clarence claymore @tanner478]

@JayCuda You don't know that for sure.

[Allen @CWoodIsKing]

This is where they hide the magnets

[clarence claymore @tanner478]

Got my first gray chest hair #Unction

[clarence claymore @tanner478]

I’d hit it out the park, all due respect

[Kaden @PlayoffKaden]

Here is 2018 LeBron 51,8,8 game

[Banis Major @BanisMajor]

“Back then, we had 1 trainer & 2 coaches”

Is Deron Williams aware that he was drafted 2 years AFTER LeBron was?

They need to seriously consider testing NBA players for CTE

Some of these dudes are absolutely retarded

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

This is funny:

LeBron James tonight: 13 assists
Michael Jordan entire 1998 Finals: 14 assists

[Fart Corvelay @Mark_Cam_3]

pronouncing Bojangles like Los Angeles

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

The Montreal Expos are exiting the baseball space. During Q2 and Q3 2026, we will transition to acquiring high-performance GPU assets. This is all part of our long-term vision to become a fully integrated GPU-as-a-Service (GPUaaS) and AI-native cloud solutions provider.

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

Doug Tompkins co-founded The North Face in 1966. He sold his share a few years later for $50,000. The real money came later, from a clothing brand called Esprit that he built with his first wife. He walked away from fashion in his forties and spent the rest of his life buying up wild land in South America and giving it away as national parks.

He died in 2015. His kayak flipped on a freezing Chilean lake while he was paddling with friends, including Yvon Chouinard, the founder of Patagonia (the clothing company). Doug spent almost two hours in near-freezing water before he was pulled out. The hypothermia killed him. He was 72.

The 800,000 hectares everyone keeps posting (about 2 million acres) is just the land Doug and his wife personally handed over. Kris took over after he died. She had been the CEO of Patagonia, the same clothing brand Yvon founded, named after the very region the couple was busy protecting. In 2018 Kris handed a million acres of their own land to the government of Chile. It is still the biggest land gift any private group has ever made to a country. Chile thanked them by upgrading nine million more acres of nearby state land to national park status.

Add it all up and you get about 15 million acres now protected across Chile and Argentina. More land than all of Switzerland. Thirteen new national parks have been created, with several more expanded. A 1,700-mile road called the "Route of Parks" connects them, running from the middle of Chile down to the bottom tip of South America. More than 90% of Chile's protected land is now in Patagonia.

Buying the land was just step one. They also brought in biologists to put the missing animals back. Jaguars are back in Argentina's wetlands after 70 years gone. So are giant otters, small native deer, and Andean condors (the huge South American vultures with wingspans up to 10 feet).

The latest piece is being finalized this spring. Chile is about to declare Cape Froward, at the very southern tip of the continent, the country's 47th national park. The land came from another 314,000 acres (about the size of Grand Teton) that Kris's foundation transferred to the Chilean government in late 2025.

Doug got the project off the ground. Kris closed the biggest pieces after he was gone. More than three decades of work, four hundred million dollars of their own money, and roughly 15 million acres now protected as national parkland.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Local Man Can't Wait To Get Out There And Suck At Golf Again https://t.co/ZByu5oyKD7

[Richard Johnson @RichJohnsonNFL]

Dianna Russini has issued a statement:

“I did something this past weekend that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can't tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart I'm so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a woman of faith, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don't know if I'm going to be putting on this headset again.”

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Gavin Williams, 97mph Fastball and 89mph Sweeper, Overlay.

[clarence claymore @tanner478]

@chasedownleads @ThePoliticalPom Shel Silverstein

[clarence claymore @tanner478]

Late in the evening. I’m in bed. ready to call it quits. I poke my right eye and pull down.

It stings. Fuck. I already took my contacts out

[clarence claymore @tanner478]

Frankly? I’d bet my life on Sahith up and down inside 43 yards

[clarence claymore @tanner478]

But in the words of sahith theegala “miss fairways, miss greens, chip it close, and love life”

[clarence claymore @tanner478]

Since posting this I haven’t hit a chip within 10 feet of the hole

[clarence claymore @tanner478]

@Jeremyinakron17 Please tell mr McKnight he’s the GOAT -the annoying kid he had to sit next to all game

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

Teams in the last 35 years to finish the regular season undefeated:

UNLV (1991)
St. Joe's (2004)
Wichita State (2014)
Kentucky (2015)
Gonzaga (2021)
Miami U (2026)