spicy

professional

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Don’t talk to me Until I’ve had my morning Sobbing

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

geeked off what once was

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

First thing I do when I wake up is hit the vape I don't even check if my legs work

[flannery o'conner o'malley @strangevict0ry]

this appeared to me in a vision #tryintomakeachange

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

[Optimus Prime cracking his 18th beer of the night] Autobots… fuck marry kill: school bus, ambulance, fire truck

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

told my therapist i see myself in this image and she upped my meds

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Guatemalan incel voice:

Women expect every man to be five feet tall and make five figures a year these days it’s ridiculous

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

fucked up in the crib eating chip cooie

[Astro @astronautnr7]

Today, 57 years ago

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

personally i am not really impressed when a computer is good at math — since a computer is math . i am a lot more intrigued by things like , for example , a rat being an exceptional cook — since that’s not really expected

[eliezel @_measles_]

If humanity died out right now this website would still run like normal

[Montana Lemonius-Craig @jitLyang21]

At the farmers market with my so called girlfriend. She hands me her cell phone, says it’s my dad. Mannn this aint my dad, this is a cell phone. I threw it on the ground