Kyle

saying what everyone’s thinking @Kalshi | Miami Heat | LeBron Glazer

[Neet @neet_sol]

job market so bad I’m waiting for a bench at the gym at 11am

[Kyle @spicyintake]

@Ssiao_ this ep peak

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

that before bed motivation be crazy like damn ima change the world tomorrow then you wake up with a change of heart like nah mamdani got it

[fresh @fauxfresh]

i’m due for an expensive dinner with a woman that does #not care about me

[Pranav Sriraman @PranavSriraman]

😭😭💔💔

[Austin @ChefTrillie]

When we retire #6 it will be for Mario Chalmers

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[Governor Josh Shapiro @GovernorShapiro]

LEBRON IS COMING TO PHILLY.

By the power vested in me as the Governor of the great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania and a die-hard Sixers fan... I hereby proclaim today to be LEBRON JAMES DAY.

Welcome to the City of Brotherly Love, @KingJames.

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

Shaving my balls before going to the dentist just in case

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

“I’ve heard so many things. ‘Why is Giannis with this wife? He could be with a model. Not one model but ten!’ But I am with my wife because she tells me the truth. She loves me, she will tell me whenever I do anything wrong. She will tell my kids the truth. I know that she will kill for my kids and she would even kill me for them. I know that she won’t let my kids get a big head, and that’s the most important thing for me. I am in love. I am in love with her. As a woman and as a mother.”

- Giannis

(Via Anesteathepodcast / h/t @TheHeatCentral )

[xan @G59_Xan]

“you’re so full of yourself” well you can be filled with me too if you quit playing

[Bill Boobichick @RamsesTar]

My ex should be serving life in prison for animal abuse for the way she treated the goat

[Rico 🔪 @RicosRevengev]

that girl u met at 19 was a demon from hell

[C A L V I N 🕷️ @calvingonba]

Realest shit I’ve heard in a minute 😭🤞🏾

[Brady Hawk @BradyHawk305]

If you told me a month ago Giannis Antetokounmpo would be on the Miami Heat, they have a real shot at LeBron James, and Bam Adebayo punched Tyler Herro…..

I’d tell you to seek help

[𝓕 🪄 @Fiizop]

Bam got immortalized this year without making the playoffs

[RB (Ringless Bitch) @RyB_311]

Bam has the 2 best NBA moments of 2026

[Will Manso @WillManso]

Pat Riley with Tim Hardaway Jr. showing off the No. 10 Heat jersey.

“I thought we hung this number up there.”

[awday @_awday]

shams reporting two grown ass men having a playdate