Hey babe, do you wanna role play and we can dress up like Limp Bizkit and do the choreography from the Rollin' music video?
Yeah, uh... me neither...
*takes off my backwards red hat*
Just a woman who is good with her mouth because I licked off the beaters looking for a guy who is good with his mouth because he ate pudding cups without a spoon
How it feels to fall asleep in a 65° room with shaved legs on fresh sheets with no alarm and no plans and cheese danish on the kitchen counter for breakfast
The way I audibly gasped when I saw these at HEB grocery shopping today. Double Bloom version of my favorite flower. Oh pretty please with sugar on top? 👏🙏
Some women want candy, flowers, and jewelry. Some want a vocal man with a breeding kink and a vasectomy. I say, get you a man that can give you all of those things.