🇵🇸mommy long legs🇵🇸

24 something . non-binary . a bitch . ..

[🇵🇸mommy long legs🇵🇸 @spicysinner]

List Of Men I Would Sell A Kidney To Peg

[spooky bizanov 🕸️ @R0ZAN0VS]

EXCUSE ME????

[Persimmon OT @OtPersimmon]

Nonchalant men will begin to vomit glass by 9:30pm today.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

tears in my eyes everything is going to be okay

[Complex @Complex]

Scientists may have found the real life SpongeBob and Patrick nearly 6,200 feet below the Atlantic.

A NOAA expedition captured a yellow sponge and pink sea star sitting side by side, and marine biologist Christopher Mah pointed out the obvious comparison.

[🎥: via/ NOAA]

[새튀 @saeu000003]

Summer is almost over
#Sesamestreet (1/2)

[dos @giarratinis]

pretty gay woman flirting with her and she's making smosh thumbnail photos 💔

[pris @pwiscila]

Having a voracious appetite on my period and feeling like him

[voidcomett @voidcomett]

can't wait for season 3
#CREEPTAPES

[Corey Brickley Illustration @coreybrickley]

someone posted that elizabeth holmes looks like a mouse that wished to be able to commit wire fraud and i've been thinking about this ever since

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Thirty-four days before she reported to prison, Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes gave Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim access to document her every move.

That turned into a three-year project, and A24 will release the resulting documentary this October.

[miss fomo🦠 @girlzngutz]

i always wanted to see them fuck nasty

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

firefighter that asked for my number a few weeks ago never texted me until tonight…. them 9/11 firefighter mixers must hit different man

[redacted @aquariusdays]

they’re half full. :)

[PokeMar 𓅪 @PokeMarr]

I’m once again reminded of the fact that Trump won his first election my freshman year of college when I was 18. and I am now 28 and he’s still burning the world. I think the level of mental illness I have is acceptable actually

[Seth @sethsfilmreview]

cregger just gets it man.

[soup @soupy1122]

coming in at 2’0 and 557 lbs we have soup the destroyerrrrrrr 🔥🔥🔥🔥🥊🥊

[A’damn Shayme @blackcindyy]

looking at my PTO hours and I’m at -24 hours

[The Dream Escapes @Cine_ma_Dreams]

Folk horror fans rejoice!

[🦥 @coupsuga]

in tears at these moms playing pretend with their daughters

[෴ @goodoldb9]

— James Baldwin, Giovanni's Room