Jørgen Kristiansen

Platekompanist og vaskekte nerd

[Jørgen Kristiansen @spiderjerusalem]

Alternative facts #Oscars #best picture #LALALAND #moonlight

[Jørgen Kristiansen @spiderjerusalem]

Winner of most boring Bond-song ever goes to...
#Oscars

[Jørgen Kristiansen @spiderjerusalem]

Hvis Børning er årets beste norske film står det faen i meg dårligere til enn jeg trodde.

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

can't wait for 50th Anniversary of Oklahoma! so I can hear 2 Chainz perform "Surrey with the Fringe on Top" #Oscars2015

[Jason Isaacs @jasonsfolly]

Next year, Julie Andrews sings Poker Face in a bikini made of placenta and seal scalps

[Jørgen Kristiansen @spiderjerusalem]

RANDOM #Oscars

[The Poke @ThePoke]

#TheOscars take a dark turn as it is revealed that Gwyneth Paltrow's head is in Neil Patrick Harris's box.

[Jørgen Kristiansen @spiderjerusalem]

Dress attacked by Miyzakis dustbunnies #Oscars2015

[Christopher Miller @chrizmillr]

FUN FACT: @arnettwill was wearing Val Kilmer's Batman suit from Batman Forever. Really. #EverythingIsAwesome #Oscars

[Jørgen Kristiansen @spiderjerusalem]

Noen som veit hvor jeg kan få tak i en MK Dons drakt? Hører de er det nye store.

[David DeWeil @daviddeweil]

It's OK Brazil. Just score one touchdown and you're back in this.

[Sports Illustrated FC @SI_FootballClub]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!?!? #WorldCup #BRAvsGER

[Odd-Magnus @OddMagnusW]

På kvelder som dette er det fint å legge 4-åringen og sette seg på verandaen med en iskald, duggfrisk, nyåpna 20-liters dunk flytende meth

[Superman @SupermanTweets]

Bouncier than the Beatles, more electrifying than Elvis...

Gotta love those old covers.

[Felicity Morse @FelicityMorse]

Sainsbury's shows shoppers how to get the slave look with 12 Years A Slave display mannequin http://t.co/AH8ADSXqRk

[Jørgen Kristiansen @spiderjerusalem]

Ut for å tatovere seg snart. Noe spent nå, og litt nervøs.

[Jørgen Kristiansen @spiderjerusalem]

Vil gjerne gratulere akademiet med nøyaktig ingen overraskelser i år!