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Miles Morales, The Spider-Man, Parody Account, my views are my own, Sponsored by #Nike

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@AbelMunizJr Echo the dolphin 🐬

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

The papers are full of celebrities either killing themselves or being involved in ancient sex offences.

Thank god there are no wars or serious outbreaks of diseases they need to report on.

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@kanyewest Man what Drugs you on today ?

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@BearerOfPeace Wise worlds

[Facts In Your Face @FactsInYourFace]

The G-spot was almost called "the Whipple Tickle" after professor Beverly Whipple who coined the term.

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@sufferthouwitch Thanks

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Ain’t it funny there really is no freedom of tweets

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I’m for #SpiderManDay

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Don’t do drugs kids , unless you don’t want kids

[Facts In Your Face @FactsInYourFace]

Marijuana usage decreases sperm size and quality.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Retweet if this bird has more money than you

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@AMagicWriter I’ve not movie yet & I know what you mean

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@sufferthouwitch That’s life honey

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

Eating at McDonald's has plenty of health benefits.

For instance, it would prevent you from dying of old age.

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Holy crap & they can get heavy to rescue

[Facts In Your Face @FactsInYourFace]

Americans consume 10 billion donuts every year.

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Dear @netflix kill off piper and Alex in @OITNB it’s making the show unbearable

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Explain this guy #Deadpool @fuckin_Deadpool

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Canada is the World's Most Educated Country: over half its residents have college degrees.

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France declares itself 'color blind' so the law forbids official surveys accounting for racial or ethnic origin.

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@sufferthouwitch Please wash your hands with warm water