Ezekiel ₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁

annoying 2nd/3rd gen glazer || shawol, BEG, b1a4, snsd, etc || 19 || queer

[juannick @guytellsjokes]

If you call twitter X you a white supremacist ion make the rules

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

There’s worms in the beef and there is poop on the lettuce and tomato. Cheese isn’t real and the ketchup gives you cancer. They’ve ruined the burger. And we just watched.

[Ezekiel ₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ @spidermemn]

Minkey

[Dev :3 🔞 @Non_C0nnoisseur]

Mean bottoms and down bad tops

[morri the weedlien. @YAOIPATHY]

some of the poorest places in the world have the best food. yall are just bad at cooking and that’s okay.

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Andrew Tate’s nefarious stylist: let’s try the sheer blouse mama

[Ezekiel ₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ @spidermemn]

Gayest thing I've ever done in my straight relationship is pausing midway thru sex to feed my girlfriend pomegranate juice

[kaitan 🩻 @pinagkaitan_]

i’m such an awful texter but we shouldn’t be this accessible anyway but the price of community is inconvenience and discomfort but

[soul @soulsouljah]

it’s niggas out here with 23 bodies and no job looking for a virgin

[rainbow dash @ceilingtwerker]

black americans made soul food out of slave scraps so this doesn’t actually move me at all

[Flow Hardy @flowhardy_]

sharing water after sex is true love language

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

[sendall jennerr @benzo_ferrarii]

I said to this dude at spybar last night “ayoo it’s 7-11 free slurpees” and he said “what?” and I said “it’s July 11th… free slurpees” and he said “man, free everybody”

[key careca @kibumfofo]

that gay ass stare?? oh kim jonghyun i know that you are 🤨

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

i could never be a gambler i just spent money on pastries that weren’t even that good and my chest started to hurt

[Axureoomfie @azurellete]

Isnt this the volleyball guy or am i tweaking, like congratulations on ur transition bro

[TheGoldNPlushSonic @PlushSonicReal]

I miss when generative AI didn’t exist

[roro 🪷 velvet summer! @bunnytaems]

how long after sex is it appropriate to start watching shinee music videos

[FRAG @ffragx]

how the “hell-he-copped-her”

[Sophie ☀︎☽ @jjinggumiese]

Baby taemin really was terrifying