Patrick Price

[Patrick Price @spikeprice2000]

@usopengolf WTF are we hearing an airplane for the last two hours?

[Patrick Price @spikeprice2000]

@PGALIVHotTakes The game has not come together. The agreement will ultimately allow the Saudis to own the PGA and DP. They have been given exclusive control over money and sponsorship.

[Patrick Price @spikeprice2000]

@keithdunn Congrats to all finishers, competitors and volunteers. Keith Dunn is the MAN! Thank you for taking us all along with you.

[Patrick Price @spikeprice2000]

WTF is with the Rocks pants?

[Patrick Price @spikeprice2000]

Beer Dinner at BJ's in the Falls
#StacheForCharity @GuinnessUS

[Patrick Price @spikeprice2000]

Going to McDonalds

[Patrick Price @spikeprice2000]

20 min delay on Metrorail (because whenever it rains they break down) Finally get unicorn #314. Wet, humid and no ac. They could not have picked a crappier company (Hitachi) to buy this shit from #iridemdt #metrorailF #fixmdt

[Patrick Price @spikeprice2000]

@IRideMDT Just when you think the worst run transit system in the country has hit rock bottom they grab a shovel and start digging. These are new trains causing delays today. (323-324) #metrorailF #fixmdt

[Patrick Price @spikeprice2000]

MDT nearing 3 hours of delayed trains. No updates from county. #iridemdt #metrorailF

[Patrick Price @spikeprice2000]

So the next train in front is 13 minutes ahead but for some reason this train has taken 25 min to get from DS to Coconut Grove. #metrorailF #iridemdt

[Patrick Price @spikeprice2000]

#Iridemdt https://t.co/JwKi00yqUI

[Patrick Price @spikeprice2000]

Unicorn 312 has the intercom turned up so loud people are covering their ears. Doesn't help that we're moving 5 mph for the last 15 minutes.

[Patrick Price @spikeprice2000]

Unicorn 312 has the intercom turned up so loud people are covering their ears. Doesn't help that we're moving 5 mph for the last 15 minutes.

[Patrick Price @spikeprice2000]

@GoMiamiDade @FixMetroMDT @GoCITT @miamidadetpo @MyFDOT_Miami Here is my thought. You are the most incompetent, do nothing pieces of shit in North America.

[Patrick Price @spikeprice2000]

All aboard! After letting a jam packed train go you jump on next train. Wait 5 minutes and then get told the next train in will leave first. Everyone off! Surprise! The worst piece of shit as a transit system sends a two car train. The sheer incompetence continues to astound.

[Patrick Price @spikeprice2000]

The Castaways Against Cancer begin the 19th Key Biscayne to Key West kayak journey. Supporting the American Cancer Society. #castawaysagainstcancer #sebastianstrong

[Patrick Price @spikeprice2000]

MDT unicorn #306. Stuck at DS because doors won't open. Where did they get these $386m pieces of crap? #iridemdt #fixmdt #metrorailF

[Patrick Price @spikeprice2000]

Maybe Carlos and Alice should ride one of these sweltering trains. Of course they have taxpayer funded personal transportation. Bet they never ride home with the ac off and the windows rolled up. #iridemdt

[Patrick Price @spikeprice2000]

Who needs ac on a jam packed mdt train in 90 degree weather? Not you unworthy peasants! #iridemdt #fixmdt

[Patrick Price @spikeprice2000]

Surprise riders! We just sent another 2 car train to a jammed platform. No worries next train only 10 or so minutes behind. #iridemdt #fixmdt #metrorailF

[Patrick Price @spikeprice2000]

Oops! Next train is also 2 cars! You stupid sheep will fall for anything the mighty gods of mdt will allow you.