Clavicular was mid-sentence about his no sex at work rule when a girl started crawling under the table
“Okay, maybe we can do both.”
“You said no sex at work though.”
N3on lost his mind when a fan crashed his car blasting Lil Pump right in front of the stream
“Dude, he was playing the fucking Lil Pump song. Oh my god!”
“He’s stressing, we’ve got to pay for it.”
“Drive off! Drive off!”
A mother of 5 lost all her kids and now says she's saved a trillion people
Ruby grew up in Orange County. She spent much of her childhood in hospital beds with asthma so severe she nearly died twice. She still played sports. She still studied. She finished school half a year ahead of her class.
Her grandmother knew the family that owned the movie theaters in Newport Beach. Ruby used to go there as a kid.
Then she married. Her husband beat her and cheated on her, and she left him. She moved into her mother's backyard. One day the police came and took her away. While she was gone, she was told her mother had died of cancer, and her children went into care.
She doesn't believe her mother is dead. She says she saw her about a year and a half ago, sitting in a furniture moving truck.
Her youngest child is 13 now.
Ruby has been on Skid Row for 2 or 3 months. She sleeps in whatever tent is open that night. Her husband collects her check.
She says she is a federal judge. She says she has unlocked abilities she didn't know she had. She says she is being hunted by snakes, mice and monsters from spaceships, and that the people she has pulled from under the ground number more than a trillion.
She was asked if she has ever been treated for a mental illness.
"I don't have any mental illness."
She was asked what drugs she uses. She said it doesn't matter.
"I'm fully conscious. I understand what's going on."