SpinelessOaf

Long before his name became synonymous with the modern legal thriller, he was working 60-70 hours a week at a small Southaven, Mississippi, law practice.

[SpinelessOaf @spinelessoaf]

“I will not watch your magic tricks until you finish your dinner.”

I am turning into my mother.

[Gul Dukat @realGulDukat]

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS This Comm array has been seized by the Cardassian Liberation Front. I served with Gul Dukat & he must not be allowed to win again. I call on all Cardassians to join me & 'Fly' with Michael Burnham. For Cardassia! #STARTREK #Election2024 #VoteKamala

[SpinelessOaf @spinelessoaf]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/eJp6NbOOYf

[The SWU Network @TheSWU]

NEWS: “Rey’s Theme” is officially the first piece of music to be played on a violin… in space!

Violist & astronaut Sarah Gillis collaborated with composer John Williams to perform the theme while onboard a SpaceX capsule in orbit with assistance from musicians back on earth!

[𝕂𝔼𝕄𝔼𝕀𝕌ℕ 🪷 ℝ𝔼𝕏 @yourlittldogtwo]

Ok......so I did an update of the update.

[Empire @empiremagazine]

Her #Barbie movie is just weeks away – and next, Greta Gerwig will direct two Chronicles Of Narnia movies for Netflix.

Read more: https://t.co/ddYldn5QQh

[SpinelessOaf @spinelessoaf]

“2010” is a more enjoyable movie than “2001”.

[/Film @slashfilm]

What are your controversial movie opinions? 🎥

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

“You do not take a person who, for years, has been hobbled by chains and liberate him, bring him up to the starting line of a race and then say, ‘you are free to compete with all the others,’ and still justly believe that you have been completely fair.”—LBJ, 1965

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

The year is 2016. I’m listening to a secret recording of Donald Trump that proves his horrendous moral character beyond a shadow of a doubt and will surely cost him the upcoming election.

The year is 2023. I’m listening to a secret recording of Donald Tru-

[SpinelessOaf @spinelessoaf]

Framed #473
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[SpinelessOaf @spinelessoaf]

Episode #43
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[SpinelessOaf @spinelessoaf]

Framed #472
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[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

When I became a senator I never thought I’d be sitting outside eating canned cheese.

Thank you @PattyMurray 💙

[Eve Fairbanks @evefairbanks]

Somebody simply has to write the ultimate catch-all essay on disruptive, libertarian, private-sector-touting entrepreneurs simply begging and demanding for state intervention at the end of their journeys. (This is the Titan sub company's adviser.)

[Kevin Polowy @djkevlar]

I asked Harrison Ford how ultimate Nazi puncher Indiana Jones would feel about the debate over punching Nazis in real life today.

“He’d push 'em out of the way to get in the first punch. As well he should."

[SpinelessOaf @spinelessoaf]

@SteeleWars $5 says the May one moves

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Wow. Disney+ changed the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark...

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

BREAKING: Donald Trump becomes second actor from Home Alone 2 to be indicted after Donald Trump