13th of Never (maybe)

You never know who anybody is, except me; I am who I am.

UF Gators! Kraken! Sounders! BVB!

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@midaeros Sticks are unbelievable...

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@bethanyshondark You're pretty fucking dumb, aren't you?

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@ChrisCillizza 17 likes after four days? Fucking embarrassing.

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@CGasparino Goddamn, but you're a fucking moron, aren't you, Chuck?

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@NancyMace Ma'am, have you gone off your meds? Seems like you may have gone off your meds.

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@AriFleischer You know who else wouldn't get a job based on those standards? The Orange Shitgibbon you can't help but fellate on a daily basis. Shut the fuck up, you disingenuous piece of shit.

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@WTOP @WashProbs "Hi, I'm Jeff Bezos, a billionaire. Clearly I know more about what people want than you do, peasants. I'm going to get rid of the Sports section and weather, because nobody gives a shit about that. Also, the WP Editorials definitely reflect what Americans think!"
Fucking idiot.

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@SenTuberville Fuck you, you piece of shit.

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@katieporterca Come on. Why are you even in this at this point? Just siphoning votes from candidates who could get elected.

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@Mankosmash @StevenCheung47 @TheEconomist Noted Lib publication The Economist. Holy fucking shit there's some really dumb motherfuckers out there.

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@atrupar Send her my way, I'll give her a message to pass on to the Orange Shitsicle.

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@robertgraham Also, they are not an American group. They were formed in Germany, and the member still alive is French, while the one who died was German. Seems like one would want to use American entertainers for the 250th Anniversary of the USA, but what do I know.

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@XMartinsMusicX Fuck, Armed Forces is 2.5.

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@XMartinsMusicX London Calling, Three Imaginary Boys, Unknown Pleasures

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@PeteHegseth Fuck off, you worthless piece of shit.

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@bradleywhitford @jefftimmer Weird, because my deal to play the new James Bond also is 95% done!

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@sacbee_news Why is this being tweeted at 6:30pm on Memorial Day? The day is over. We're not making plans for Memorial Day at 6:30pm on Memorial Day.

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