SpintaxTheGreen

APPEARER on @MagicTavern and bestower of LIMITED podcast episodes and i am known on INSTAGRAM and TIKTOK and CAMEO

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i thought i was out but THEY PULLED ME BACK IN

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Spintax the Green (Charlie McCrackin) is back and he’s being very nice to Usidore. Listen now here: https://t.co/p5DiX5W38w

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@thecrackin @TurkeyLegz I LIKE IT TOO

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to BE AN EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATOR consider not only THY MESSAGE but also THINE MODE calls can be SCREENED texts can be deleted UNSEEN but NONE can ignore words which magically CARVE INTO THEIR FLESH as though from within

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when you THOUGHT you were being invited to a demon’s GROUP BIRTHDAY PARTY but COME TO FIND OUT it’s an INTIMATE one on one with you and N’strandr with the BLANK CROTCH

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@Jestorct @Serwyn @DaBergz ALWAYS BET ON GREEN!

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my dearest CONTENT KINGS QUEENS & JACKOFFS ALL TRADE consider thyself COMPELLED to do WHATSOEVER THE INTERNET says thy must in order to take a TOUR OF MY FORCE in this AN HISTORIC BONUS EPISODE

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On this week’s Patreon bonus ep @SpintaxTheGreen records his audiobook with help from @thecrackin, @kevinsciretta, @AnyangHello & @morepeoplehappy.
https://t.co/8ePvYGOiv4

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BEHOLD some pretty IMPORTANT BULLSHIT

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Today’s new Patreon bonus ep has Spintax (@thecrackin), Dripfang (@kevinsciretta) AND Ahag (@AnyangHello) in it! All together for the first time.
https://t.co/8ePvYGxft4

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FINALLY a USEFUL technological advance

[Chris @TheMicroScoop]

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@SpintaxTheGreen have you been selling microwaves?

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@witchy_sam @_KarlQ @EvaNoblezada WHENCE i win we shall go TOGETHER and use the other two tickets TO HOLD OUR SNACKS на билеты КРОВ!

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if thou dost AWAKEN this day with thy heart or guts or ankles IN PAIN know YOU CAN SURVIVE THIS and you can survive ANYTHING for thou art SECRETLY IMMORTAL and no one else exists as much as YOU so GET UP and start MUDDLING THROUGH YOUR DUMB DAY already

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When you’re SUPPOSED to be working on your NEW GRIMOIRE but it’s too easy to conjure pornography on your LARGE BOILING FLASK

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@Ricky41385232 @MagicTavern @PFTompkins @MattGourley @markmcconville I AM BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL

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TIS TRUE a deal is NOT a bet BUT LOVE IS ALWAYS A GAMBLE and you wouldst be taking A GREAT RISK by correcting my friend Salmagundi EVER AGAIN

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@JayeWas can he do a spintax eye?

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do NOT listen to this until you have PREORDERED MY NEW BOOK

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This week’s Patreon bonus ep is @SpintaxTheGreen’s Book Release Party (w/ @thecrackin, @brookebreit & @morepeoplehappy).
https://t.co/8ePvYGwHDw

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just because this PUBLIC SAFETY announcement is part of a SEALED PLEA AGREEMENT between myself and your SECRET GOVERNMENT does not make the information CONTAINED HEREWITHIN valueless

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a DIVERSION

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i NEEDS MUST collect AND SAVE all of EARTH’S SPECIALEST CHILDREN starting with their queen @drewbarrymore

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@ColinUranus MAYHAPS it be used to produce AN OLD SOUL a genX human BORN TODAY

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Spintax needs YOUR earthly efforts WILL YOU SAVE HIM?!

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@ColinUranus an ERA SPECIFIC fertility charm PERHAPS but TO WHAT END?