Missed Marple

Human

[Missed Marple @spinythorns]

@jeremynewberger Followed by a terrible terrible “joke” from Mike Huckabee to back him up

[Missed Marple @spinythorns]

@RobynElyse @ParkerMolloy C’mon people, it’s the holidays! Where’s the “what about if I choose to identify as a pumpkin, huh? What about that?” argument?

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@UrsulaV I don’t understand how a bar can run out of tequila!

[Stone @StoneAgeRadio13]

Me: *lurking in the corner of the DM room like a ninja. Watching quietl*

Friend: Hey, Stone. 👋

Me: *Don’t Breath! Don’t move. Remember your training, be one with the shadows...*

Friend:

Me: * ... *

Friend: You know we can see what you’re typing, right?

[National Portrait Gallery USA @smithsoniannpg]

“This painting stopped me in my tracks.”

Learn more about the works in “UnSeen: Our Past in a New Light, #KenGonzalesDay and #TitusKaphar” https://t.co/Or8Q9KyAkd @FairfaxTimes

[Missed Marple @spinythorns]

@radoptimist Ah, I was just listening to Big Black last night :)

[Missed Marple @spinythorns]

@soyourelikethat I believe you

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

I am a humanist, which means, in part, that I have tried to behave decently without any expectation of reward or punishment after I'm dead

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

be brave enough to be kind.

[Missed Marple @spinythorns]

@SeeTrain65 That’s so funny, just today I heard that we are “getting nervous” because the right is getting better at comedy 🤣

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

one time. i was having a nightmare. and the human noticed. so they held my paw. to make sure i knew. everything was going to be okay

[Missed Marple @spinythorns]

@sisterskeeper59 @commiegirl1 I still say “co-LO-nel” in my head when reading colonel. Also I say “rest-OW-rant” when writing restaurant, where OW rhymes with bough (I had trouble spelling that one when wee)

[Missed Marple @spinythorns]

When people I care about lie to me, I can’t tell which way is up

[Adrenalin @adrenalindenver]

*watching James Blunt mouth "not you" to me after singing You're Beautiful in concert*

[Missed Marple @spinythorns]

@freefanaddict What are the other options?

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@misslaneym

[Sassparilla @Megatronic13]

Me: So Christ’s body is the bread?

Priest: yes

Me: and he rose from the grave

Priest: yes...

Me: because of the yeast?

Priest: no

Me: okay, none of this makes sense

[J🐲C @thDRAGnrebOrN]

Show dominance by putting on a pair of rubber gloves at the same time as your doctor.

[Missed Marple @spinythorns]

@LooptyBoo @MarkBuckawicki As long as you’re the first!

[Missed Marple @spinythorns]

I voted today! And I messed up and had to ask for a new ballot! It was embarrassing! Still worth it!