joe mama

I get out of the army eventually

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Being an armadillo seems nice. If you’re nervous or scared you can just @

[TradingView @tradingview]

@elonmusk Wow.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

It must have been so easy to do crimes before modern tech. Like "how did he get a fake passport? Oh he had access to paper? Damn it"

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

Just know this was years in the making.

My new album The Off-Season available everywhere 5/14

[Funky 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @Benaskren]

Sorry world :(

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

works every time

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

ICYMI: Fiona Apple, @CourtneyMelba, @Aaron_Dessner, Justin Vernon, and more are helping @SharonVanEtten celebrate her 2010 album Epic https://t.co/peBXdFnC3f

[randy @randyfactory]

simba: my uncle murdered my dad

pumbaa: sheesh

simba: then he blamed me for it

timon: yikes. have u tried just not fucken worrying about it lmao

[S🏄🏽 @SHH0V0]

Doctor: Don’t worry the X-ray machine is completely safe

Doctors whilst you’re getting the X-ray:

[jos ϟ @josiekayyyy_]

my biggest flex is i didnt peak in highschool and i still love my hometown