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[Nene @nenemyun]

Jax, look. I know we don't get along, but I think we need to abandon the idea of being 20 years old

[mr. koen @atylerisborn]

Loved the backrooms, but all I could think abt was the potential physical media displays

[den @onthecrosslook]

“Charlie, go grab us a couple’a beers from the back room.” #iasip #backrooms

[lulu 🫖🦢 @whereswansdream]

How life feels when

[dennis @basedondennis]

i have a serious case of untreated car autism and im not joking look At all the times i’ve doxxed all my oomfs cars

[mushuuno @mushuunosik]

BRO JUST THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SEC #backrooms

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

AMC Theatres is implementing a controversial new policy to crack down on bad theater etiquette.

“If we see a phone or hear you talk, our employees have the legal authority to shoot you.”

(via: https://t.co/JML8uJKHU8)

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Farted and my coworkers thought there was a gas leak

[mersomas @mersomas]

Google is revamping its entire search engine to this btw

[zofia @zsowe_]

death toll

material - blood

method - miniature brush

[christine 🌿 @xtinemarx]

my childhood nickname was “christine the bean” until 2001 when my older brother and sister began a competition to see which of them could think of a new nickname that made me cry the most. this resulted in them calling me “osama bin laden” for the next three years

[gifs but slightly faster @gifsbut]

HORNY SANDWICH WANTS TO FUCK NOW

[Allie @searobbing]

IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING: fever, fatigue, muscle aches, dizziness, chills, vomiting, headaches, bleeding eyes, bleeding lungs etc. THEN IT IS YOUR DUTY TO GET ON A PLANE RIGHT NOW!!! GO TO AN AIRPORT AND START LICKING PEOPLE’S MOUTHS!!! THEIR SALIVA IS YOUR SALIVA!!!

[Lash Sleeper 🎃 @LashSleeper]

another one for the golden week

[gigi ☆ Ferran experience 🦈 @giannawrght]

Estoy a lágrima viva os lo prometo

[soap of the day @soapotd]

I don't care about your FUCKING Tomodachi Life islands!

I... I'm sorry. That was a lie. I love seeing you guys having fun with your Miis, even if some of them are disturbingly disfigured and/or Charlie Kirk. It's just... *sobs softly* It's just that I can't afford a Switch

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

[카카슈 @kaka3hu]

여러 고생 끝에 파워짱 피규어를샀달까... 한동안 굶어가며 적금한 성과가 있군

[cow @cowincrisis]

farmer found my twitter it’s so over