Elijah Mikaelson {Parody}

I'm not in the habit of asking permission, so don't expect it. 21+ Non-Canon RP
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[Elijah Mikaelson {Parody} @SpitefulVillian]

Family is about honor. No one has a higher honor then my family. We've lived, loved, lost and rose above it.....ALWAYS AND FOREVER

[Elijah Mikaelson {Parody} @SpitefulVillian]

>His eyes narrowed briefly as he looked each one of us over thoroughly. Niklaus and I shifted nervously under his intense gaze.

A friend married Odin's features as he spoke again

"You don't belong here in Valhalla."

#ToBeContinued

[Elijah Mikaelson {Parody} @SpitefulVillian]

[Inspired by the song "Valhalla Calling" by @PeytonParrish13 ]

#ValhallaLost
#PartOne
Tagging @HomicidalHybrid in case he wants to reply

Emotions were high all around. Henrick had been killed a few days ago by the wolves and his funeral pyre just a few days ago.

Our mother>>

[Elijah Mikaelson {Parody} @SpitefulVillian]

>A quick jog over allowed me to reach my siblings just before he appeared to us.

Odin stood there in all his glory. A tall, old one eyed wise man with a mighty spear in hand and two ravens perched in his shoulder

"Welcome to Valhalla" his voice boomed as he spoke. >>

[Elijah Mikaelson {Parody} @SpitefulVillian]

@DomusAutemBovis @TwistedRebekah Mikaelson family trait, little brother. You and Lucrezia have been with us long enough to develop it as well.

[Elijah Mikaelson {Parody} @SpitefulVillian]

Places a new tiara on her head

[Lucrezia Borgia (parody) @_AngelofTorment]

*meercrezias* i smell a brother

[Elijah Mikaelson {Parody} @SpitefulVillian]

@ScornedVVitch @TheHouseBurns @TwistedRebekah @SassNSage @VaticScribe @HomicidalHybrid @fanged_spaniard @MyScarsAreMaps @BakerNoMore @DeadAuntPolly @VillrKonungr @DirewolfPhantom @DomusAutemBovis @_AngelofTorment @loyalcountess @WiserManForIt @PyrrhicSurvival >>before you. Take it. Come home. Come back to us. "

[Elijah Mikaelson {Parody} @SpitefulVillian]

@ScornedVVitch @TheHouseBurns @TwistedRebekah @SassNSage @VaticScribe @HomicidalHybrid @fanged_spaniard @MyScarsAreMaps @BakerNoMore @DeadAuntPolly @VillrKonungr @DirewolfPhantom @DomusAutemBovis @_AngelofTorment @loyalcountess @WiserManForIt @PyrrhicSurvival >>from the sheer power that is needed. Odd. I had never experienced anything of such before.

A briefly glimpse of Thomas and Rebekah flashes and I steel myself to provide a beacon for them to follow.]

"If the both of you can hear me then focus on my voice. the door is>>

[Elijah Mikaelson {Parody} @SpitefulVillian]

Because I currently feel the need, Sister.

[Twisted_Rebekah (parody) @TwistedRebekah]

And /why/ are you grumbling?

[Elijah Mikaelson {Parody} @SpitefulVillian]

{grumbles in annoyed oldest brother tones.}

[Elijah Mikaelson {Parody} @SpitefulVillian]

{Meanwhile @HomicidalHybrid and I glaring back.

[Elijah Mikaelson {Parody} @SpitefulVillian]

@TwistedRebekah @TheHouseBurns @SassNSage @VaticScribe @HomicidalHybrid @ScornedVVitch @fanged_spaniard @MyScarsAreMaps @BakerNoMore @DeadAuntPolly @VillrKonungr @DirewolfPhantom @DomusAutemBovis @_AngelofTorment @loyalcountess @WiserManForIt @PyrrhicSurvival >>tightening my resolve.

The vervain syringe has me growling just a bit. Finding my voice I call out to her.]

"Fight this, Rebekah. Fight him. That's not the real Thomas. Fight, Sister. You are an Original. The Original Bitch. Fight this. Finish this."

[Elijah Mikaelson {Parody} @SpitefulVillian]

@TwistedRebekah @TheHouseBurns @SassNSage @VaticScribe @HomicidalHybrid @ScornedVVitch @fanged_spaniard @MyScarsAreMaps @BakerNoMore @DeadAuntPolly @VillrKonungr @DirewolfPhantom @DomusAutemBovis @_AngelofTorment @loyalcountess @WiserManForIt @PyrrhicSurvival >> How is he stronger than her? She's an Original. One of the first vampires to exist.

Fight... She needs to fight. To realize this isn't really Thomas.

As I'm seemingly stuck in place, I hear her call out again. Her voice wrenching my heart and I falter only slightly before>>

[Elijah Mikaelson {Parody} @SpitefulVillian]

@DamonAlmighty {casually shoved you towards @VaticScribe} Your pirate buddy is still here. Her story has been expanded so much more.

[Elijah Mikaelson {Parody} @SpitefulVillian]

{Stares amusement as a drunk Almighty is a funny Almighty.}