Twitter muslim: "posting music is haram? Dude it's not even a big deal stop being so extreme..."
Fandom shippers when a random artist makes a slightly edgy joke:
PICARD: Data, shields up
DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy.
[camera shakes]
WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS
DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't
American career options:
- Killing babies for the international bourgeoisie
- Livestreaming calling people the n-word
- Selling 'Make America Great Again' hats to your local community
- International sex trafficker