Splatman

“You know the good ole days weren’t always good And tomorrow ain’t as bad as it seems” - W. Joel

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

BREAKING: The FBI has recovered several boxes of algae starter kits from Antifa headquarters.

[Splatman @SplatMan22]

@elonmusk Oooooo. Now do wealth.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

8D Chess

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Leaked video shows Obama, on the day he signed the JCPOA Iran Nuclear deal, disgustingly saying:

“If other countries have ballistic missiles, it’s a little bit unfair for Iran to have none.”

What the hell was wrong with him? Sounds like something a traitor would say.

Oops… nevermind. That was Trump yesterday .

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

I know Paraguay, homefield, etc. but that was literally the best half of World Cup soccer for the USMNT in 96 years.

[Splatman @SplatMan22]

@RonDeSantis Cop out answers like this are why you’re not president right now.

[Nick Blake @NCBlake]

It’s impressive how Dan’s occasional, self-imposed and nominally principled stands always happen to include a carve out that allows him to vote for whoever happens to be the GOP nominee for any particular office. Convenient!

[Splatman @SplatMan22]

@k_ovfefe2 Have you seen who the republicans put up??

[Splatman @SplatMan22]

@NateSilver538 @mattyglesias This is a different knicks team this year. They’ve collectively figured some things out that they hadn’t last year.

[Splatman @SplatMan22]

@baseballcrank But why would you stage a hacking?

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Doctors say that fluoride helps build strong teeth. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and takes raccoon penises home for “further study” says it causes autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

[Splatman @SplatMan22]

@DanCrenshawTX Wish you’d learned this earlier.

[Splatman @SplatMan22]

@foxnewspolitics @ProjectLincoln Boooooo

[Splatman @SplatMan22]

@FrankLuntz Thx Obama

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

Counterpoint: Here’s Trump threatening violence, calling for his political enemies’ executions, celebrating the deaths of people he didn’t like, and otherwise casually promoting political violence. Also there was the small matter of Jan 6 and subsequent pardons for violent felons

[Splatman @SplatMan22]

@Chris_arnade Old heads have always thought that way. Now they have consolidated enough power (politically and culturally) to make it a reality. Stifling younger generations in the process.

[Splatman @SplatMan22]

@BreitbartNews @DonJBacon FAFO

[Splatman @SplatMan22]

@ksorbs You’re so close to getting it.