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[Noah @splatterdodge]

@jmjones He would require a 40-man move?

[Noah @splatterdodge]

Maybe it's just my perception, but for a long time now this team feels offensively lifeless on getaway days. I'd love to know our record for the last 5 years on getaway days. #StlCards

[Noah @splatterdodge]

@RedbirdFarmhand Thanks for the good info and hard work - I still am holding out hope for him.

[Noah @splatterdodge]

@RedbirdFarmhand I haven't seen anything about this and figure you'd be the best person to ask - do we know what happened to Nolan Gorman? I see he hasn't made his AAA debut (at least according to baseball reference). Is he working on his swing in Florida?

[Noah @splatterdodge]

@bschaeffer12 Being realistic - if the Cardinals are still this hot mid-July, you think an extension is in the Cards?

[Noah @splatterdodge]

@bschaeffer12 Knowing how this team operates, I choose to believe he's about to throw the next 5 innings scoreless and earn a quality start. #StlCards

[Noah @splatterdodge]

O'Brien when he can locate the first pitch strike: money

O'Brien when we cannot locate the first pitch strike: catastrophe

#StlCards

[Noah @splatterdodge]

I'll feel a lot better about our chances actually if we can keep the Rangers here. We're just about to break through but we can't let Texas take that momentum back #StlCards

[Noah @splatterdodge]

You know, this one is on me for turning on and watching #StlCards

[Noah @splatterdodge]

So you can tell that Walker went around but need help calling *that* check-swing? #StlCards

[Noah @splatterdodge]

Honestly, kind of expect that out of Stanek, but not on him. Really needed to cash in any of the late inning chances. If he can keep it to one run I'll be happy with his performance #stlcards

[Noah @splatterdodge]

@bschaeffer12 Pulling McGreevy was actually just a ploy by Oli to rage bait the team into hitting better and trolling the fan base (it worked and I, the fan, was cooked)

[Noah @splatterdodge]

@bschaeffer12 Then call me Nostradamus - because NO ONE could have seen the reliever with a 1.85 WHIP and has struggled all season thus far having a bad inning. Especially when you do it after your starter had cruised all game and was under 80 pitches.

[Noah @splatterdodge]

Did my catch-up with @DealinTheCards today and I want to point out to @joshjaco98 that when the 15-day timer ends for moves, the Cards are likely to stand pat. The team is young and variance will be high, I don't think we see any serious position players moves until May #STLCards

[Noah @splatterdodge]

I think it's time Svanson gets some time to work it out... In Memphis. I've wanted to believe for a bit but it's clear something is really broken right now. #STLCards

[Noah @splatterdodge]

I've seen enough, Graceffo stays over Roycraft when Pushard is ready to come off the IL #STLCards

[Noah @splatterdodge]

Newer and infrequent listener to @DealinTheCards but after catching up with yesterday's stream I need to let @andrew_wang7 know he has some of the best and most based takes when he speaks. Agree a lot on his thoughts about Herrera and where to bat Jordan.

[Noah @splatterdodge]

@BlakeBortlesUCF is my fursona

[Noah @splatterdodge]

Its 11:40 PM and I'm muffling my screams of excitement as I open my recently ordered Doom Days vinyl to find it signed. Huge thanks to @bastille @bastilledan @Woodythedrum @Kyle_JSimmons @willyfarquarson for this! Gotta find a way to display it now.