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Melee Sheik | SFV Ryu | Leftist | Purveyor of Chinese Philosophy Memes | He/him | 24 | private: @privatesplendid

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My therapist told me that stress makes some people's sex drives skyrocket and others' plummet, which would explain why, as late stage capitalism becomes increasingly noxious, everyone on this site is either incredibly horny or furious at the people who are

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I told twitter I was suspended for my "conservative views" and it FUCKING WORKED

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@Smith_und @verizon Why don't you love me Oliver

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Hey @verizon I think there's a problem with my reception because every time I call my Literal Only Brother In The World @smith_und it rings twice and then goes to voicemail. Can someone in your tech department get on that

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Wow me too love pragmatic centrist policies

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@RyobeatPeach It's true and you should say it

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@neeratanden You're an embarassment

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@feverlaser @knifesteaks @Papess_Sophia_C

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@kirszche It's true and you should say it

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I've had trouble relaxing recently so kinda proud of myself for allowing myself to unwind

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Ok last night I was able to successfully relax and feel comfortable drinking and drunkenly explained how fascism is capitalism in decline

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Left a night out early. For some reason getting either really drunk or really high has been very unappealing to me recently. Maybe my priorities are shifting from "meeting new people" to "spending quality time with my friends?" Not so sure

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Me: "You're beautiful as you are, and people who try to rob you of that understanding are small"
Her: "Ew you live in Denton...don't poor people live there..."

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Thinking about when I went to a pool party in Uptown and comforted a woman who had apparently been called fat by another guest. After she felt better she saw my Buc-cee's bag that I brought beer in and loudly scoffed and made a face and was like "Who lives near a BUC-CEE'S???"

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@cumgod420 Keep Posting

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@animenun In drinking rn too you got this

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@DieTimeBaby Hey I'm sorry if I came off as dismissive. Recently expressing my sexuality has been rewarding and empowering but I know that hasn't been your experience

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Hey @cumgod420 I'm drinking a margarita, coffee AND water so I've been pissing a fuckton and it just felt right to tell you

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@idontvape69 I mean I fuck with Communism but shaved head???

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@idontvape69 Haven't you been working hard on your mullet

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