oliver (they/them)

kwisatz haderach of the autists and alltists they/them

[oliver (they/them) @Smith_und]

in december 2020 i saw one (1) tiktok playing All Around Me in it and I thought it would be funny to listen to a shitload of Flyleaf in the upcoming year with the sole purpose of fucking up my Spotify Wrapped

let nobody say I was not commited to the bit

[oliver (they/them) @Smith_und]

@im_lowkey_asian I just want you to know that this is my favorite tweet ever. I made my fantasy football team the Diced Tomato Baths and this was the photo. I went back to look at it after I won the league and saw that we're both named Oliver! hope ollie is well

[oliver (they/them) @Smith_und]

@DadRockEnjoyer unlock soon so i can rt

[oliver (they/them) @Smith_und]

@Andrew_Nowak1 im listening

[oliver (they/them) @Smith_und]

im pretty much done on twitter for all the same reasons as everybody, might deactivate soon. im smithund at the other place so come follow me

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

#whiteboywinter

[oliver (they/them) @Smith_und]

@DadRockEnjoyer @NorthernIion_LP @BopperPKMN @biroCFC

[oliver (they/them) @Smith_und]

@Feldfrog i love that this is at least your second "using all the parts of a buffalo" joke

[oliver (they/them) @Smith_und]

social media algorithms are now designed to provoke extreme emotional reactions. therefore I am directing my algorithms to submerge me into only two types of content:
-awe for art, culture, nature, human reason
-wild, violent, soul-consuming hatred for the Kansas City Chiefs

[oliver (they/them) @Smith_und]

@DadRockEnjoyer @TomPelissero omg DREAM

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

𝗝𝗢𝗦𝗛 𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗡 𝗜𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟰 𝗡𝗙𝗟 𝗠𝗩𝗣!! 🏆

https://t.co/E084nNMFqa | #NFLHonors

[oliver (they/them) @Smith_und]

@IFORGOTBURNHEAL wasn't this the 5 move volcarona tournament? @MajorBowman_

[Anna Gát 🧭 @TheAnnaGat]

💘💘💘

[johtani @notafan_jo]

kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater

[oliver (they/them) @Smith_und]

For sale: Diggs onesie, never worn

[joy @kudya_not]

girl we need you in that chiefs locker room!!

[oliver (they/them) @Smith_und]

@DadRockEnjoyer @oldfriend99 im getting better!

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Putting a bay leaf in a recipe even though idk what the fuck it does

[oliver (they/them) @Smith_und]

@DadRockEnjoyer you mean, the only place where stuff i and things happen? THAT world?