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[TheNCSmaster @TheNCSmaster]

Gaming is about to have its 2nd crash because no one can afford consoles thanks to people generating videos of Love Island contestants as sentient pineapples

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Giant cock headed for Florida be careful

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

ITS THE MOST CONSEQUENTIAL HOUSING BILL IN 36 YEARS AND IT WAS PASSED OVERWHELMINGLY IN BOTH CHAMBERS!!!

[World Record @sadboysLLC]

Gun nuts like this are fucking stupid and annoying, not to mention terminally reddit, and are about ten years late to the fact that nobody cares about their quirky analysis of fictional weapons

[thunderba11r @thunderba11r]

#PourAnEstusFlaskOnYourCrotchChallenge

[Wild Bird Fund @wildbirdfund]

Well, it wasn’t Vlad’s Best Day Ever.

Leaving the nest can be dangerous, especially in the middle of a big city where cars, people, bikes all make life more complicated for a fledgling American kestrel who can’t yet fly well. Vlad was scooped up and brought to the clinic.

The bad news: he won’t get to be taught by his own parents.
The good: he’s receiving expert care and will get a second chance in the wild. 

Best Day Ever rescheduled!

📷: @michelletalich

[Mortal Keegster - Hatality @ThatTallGuy02]

I've seen a lot of takes on this Halo ring design and I think the ultimate issue with it is that trying to make video games as "realistic" and highly detailed as possible has ruined the craft of making a video game look like another world of art to immerse yourself into

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Mark Whalberg successfully beating the terrorists to death on the 9/11 flight, commandeering the cockpit and immediately flying it right into a Vietnamese community center

[I Got Raped At Wendys @RapedAtWendys]

Like I'm not making any of this up when I say it's abysmal man

[sydney @squid_bees]

Open yourself up to the possibility that watching birds eat is a healing experience

[Frog @frogarchist]

just recorded a new video where I asked about 20 people at the local mall for their thoughts on sprint in the new Halo CE Remake and all of them responded with "what the fuck are you talking about"

[floppy @CactusFuturist]

I honestly think it’s really funny they didn’t make the glup shitto gun usable because it pisses the most annoying types of fans off

[Rin | 凛 @TheIshikawaRin]

The more I learn about the Halo CE remake the more its existence annoys me.

[Laser Kiwi Cossack 🐺🇺🇦🇳🇿 @laser_kiwi_ua]

Despite Ukraine being cut off from U.S funding for 18 months now, Stepan the Lynx from Kyiv Zoo STILL has not lost weight.

[zirtsxu @zirtsxu7267]

TikTok sometimes has gems

[🐛io @i0lanthe_]

Fuck yeah bro, bug twitter. Fat abdomen, snatched thorax, one million eggs, parasitic wasp, mind controlled suicide ants