shante

26, she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ | art lover, counter striker, weirdo hater.

[SimpleSCOTUS is yearning for democracy @SimpleSCOTUS]

Trump v. Barbara (2026)

[Damian Déconneur @DisputedCDV]

4 in every 100,000 people get Lou Gherig’s disease. And even with the odds that small it’s still an astounding coincidence that Lou Gehrig himself was one of the ones to get it.

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@EmperorIdiot @Hwil16878 @JAPversus Racists are unoriginal I think

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@ahw6002 @tragicbirdapp Larp larp larp sahur sadly. Guts was assaulted by his foster dad/guardian as a child

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@Hwil16878 @JAPversus Woah dude, let’s cool it with the racial slurs lmao maybe not the best way to shorten their username

[Idle Hands @BigSlug_]

Live reaction to my boy forgetting the tent

[Bo Tussi @BoJaxGOAT]

the dudes at Costco working for AT&T trying to get you to switch phone providers has to be a top 5 worst jobs in the world

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@Rakita_IND @somethings_awry Faggot shit

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@KellytoyDK @confusionm8trix What on earth are you talking about I’m so curious

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@Complex Petit disque orange (rotated), by František Kupka, 1932

[🐸🖤 𒁹pallas 🖤🐸 @amazonmilkfrog]

i was trying to figure out how to free up storage space on my laptop. then i realized that i had the entire human genome downloaded onto it from 2022

[Kris @Krispytreee]

@RoseDetectiveX Replace Kanye with rockstar and today’s discourse has been solved

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Setting off an an intellectual suicide vest in the crowded marketplace of ideas

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

#TheGunnJammed then #TheGunn started shooting 30 out the clip then #TheGunnMisfired but #TheGunnGotLubedUp and ended on a good note

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

In France there are signs on the highway reminding you that the age of consent is 15

[alex krokus @alexkrokus]

my algorithm is never going to recover from this

[bonnie @fwrosting]

all ur boyfriend does is smoke and give you meat bitch ur dating a bbq

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

SUMMERWEEN SEASON is FINALLY HERE 🔪🍉

🍉Write 666 in your sunscreen!
🍉Freeze a bat inside a popsicle!
🍉Replace your vital organs with candy!
🍉Shove a goblin down a slip n slide!

I still can’t believe I accidentally invented a holiday… how are you guys celebrating?

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@atelier191 @wrongspoonawake Your top hasn’t been treating you right?