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Just when you thought vegetables couldn't use the phone, onion rings.

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The @ralulla and @Austin2Jacobsen conspiracy theory about the correlation between US Men's Tennis players and Husker football is even scarier when looking at the 50-year history. Tell me this doesn't exactly correlate with Nebraska football since the 70s lol

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@Husker_Reality @BigRedRadioShow Only if Rhule pinky promises not to involve himself in any offensive strategy.

In fact, we need Rhule to distance himself from anything related to scheme, planning, strategy, or in-game adjustments.

Other than that, he's good!

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@CFBHome Nebraska's first 3 years in the B1G weren't even this bad

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@tkpipedreams @NMTC_Hoops 98th meridian determines D1 schools apparently lmao

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@abomb0101 @greble_joe @JakeDNVR He's torn because it means Deion is back next year lmao

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@CFBHome Good score prediction through 3 quarters.

Final:

Nebraska 22
Rutgers 24

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@extrastats Holy fuck we need to reopen the schools

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@Husker_Reality @mitchsherman History tells us that because the administration is so incompetent, Rhule will be fired, and the new staff will not retain Aurich, meaning he is now owed an additional 2 years that never even mattered.

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@to77neb @Sean_Callahan And we can wait for the contract details to emerge, but if Rhule finishes the season 5-7, we're

1)stuck with Rhule anyways
2)fire him, which likely includes Aurich and the buyout now includes the 2 additional years

For a program that has been fiscally responsible, this aint it

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@to77neb @Sean_Callahan Referencing when the admin extended Rhule at 6-2, and proceeded to finish 1-5. Signed Colandrea, throws 3 picks the next game, hasn't gotten the offense past 13 points.

Don't discredit 2023 too much. They gave up 14 ppg in B1G play minus Michigan. Currently giving up 19 ppg.

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@TheDudeAbides_x @Sean_Callahan I feel like shit would really have to hit the fan, but this should confirm Rhule is back next year

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Easiest way to not give him respect is to keep giving him 1-5 touches a game.

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Eric Bieniemy on rookie RB Emmett Johnson:

“It's hard for me to keep giving this Nebraska Cornhusker this much damn respect ... it ain't by chance that he's had success when called upon, because you talk about a kid that does not take anything for granted. He goes out there and he works — whatever you ask him to do, he's gonna try to excel at it.”

Adds: “That's the type of mental and physical attitude that you want from all your players.”

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@blamberty @RedcastRob Bill, your son was around Nebraska athletics. He knows how passionate this fanbase is. We just want an ROI from continuous sellouts, traveling the world to watch them play, and giving a very undeserving program a top atmosphere in CFB. We deserve more from the team. Not sympathy.

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@HuskerMBB @WoodhouseAuto NO NUT NOVEMBER = CANCELED

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@blamberty @RedcastRob He really is. No Nebraska fan wants sympathy from outsiders.

"Deserve better" comes from wanting more from the program

They put 80k in Memorial to watch a shit product, travel across country to watch them lose.

Simply asking a team that show up once isn't too much, right?

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@jacksonkinnear @Seanb292 @RJ_Young They averaged 9 wins a year their first 6 years in the B1G. Shit administration and shit coaching gets them to where they are now.

They are retards with too much money.

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@HuskerGBR7 @HuskersMN Top kicking % in the B1G and has the same record as Nebraska?

Yikes!

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@MayorOffice402 ^from Oregon

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@MayorOffice402 Scott Thompson and Shane Powers could single-handedly buy out Rhule, but donate to HOL to tell Sean how bad he is at asking questions lmao

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@nickhATX @JoeTheCoogFan @ESPNCFB @UNMLoboFB Lmao was the answer to your question not good enough?

How about USC?! Utah?! hell have we considered how points they would give up against the Buffalo Bills?