Johnny Sparks

Sorry, the Adderall hasn’t kicked in yet

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

[maybe: k*rk @a_dose_of_wx]

It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me that there’s a tornado in progress in Oklahoma”

[here’s something @ive_arc]

Makes lots of sense

[Caveman 🇺🇸 @thecavedaddy]

If my wife had been shot in the throat on live television I’d probably be fighting every urge to not blow my shit smooth off.

Her response continues to get weirder and weirder

[Jackie 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌹 @KaoticLeftist]

Tax the fucking churches.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

👇

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Anyone saying “your body, my choice” is saying they’re a rapist — or an aspiring rapist.

Law enforcement authorities, take note.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Ladies: If some piece of shit tells you this at school, or in the workplace or even on the street - FILE A SEXUAL HARASSMENT REPORT - It's SEXUAL HARASSMENT. File a report, press charges.
At school, file a report.
At work, contact HR and file a report.

[Billie Eilish Spotify Data @bespotifydata]

Fans who were present at Billie Eilish’s concert in Tennessee last night reveal that during Billie’s vulnerable speech before “TV” some Trump supporters boo-ed her and walked out of the arena.

[bla(z)e @workinonit]

this is the sort of shit he enables and is exactly why i’ll never support anyone who supports him in any degree

[Cactus @antenacactus]

He’s right and Dems should never shut up about it

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

So ladies the type of bullets yall want is Hollow Tips. They expand upon impact insuring that it doesn’t go through a person and hit an unintended bystander and if you’re looking for a type of pistol I’d recommend the M&P2.0. The trigger is one of the best triggers

[Root @RootTangle]

We aren’t ending friendships over politics, we’re ending friendships over morals.

There is a huge difference.

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

A distraught friend yesterday boiled it down perfectly:

"If we won, we'd be celebrating how many of them would get healthcare, education, or student loans canceled. But they won, and they're celebrating how many of us they get to kill."

Tells the whole story, doesn't it?

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

If you voted for Trump, I don’t judge you for your choice of political party.

I judge you for your lack of morals, ethics, compassion and humanity.

I judge you for your support of racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, treason and fascism.

So will others. So will history.

[stef 🤠 @stefspeaksports]

pov the worst people you know on instagram today:

[LJ 💥 @PRETTIBARBLUI]

so both times trump was against women, he won.
the one time he was against a man, he lost.

oh y’all REALLY hate women. even when they’re trying to save you 😂😂😂😂

[🦕 Isaiah Cole Torre 🦖 @IsaiahCTorre]

Always and forever.

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Big day for sex offenders

[o-o 🫥 @Stop_Just_Stahp]

MAGA,

As of today:
- Inflation 2.1%
- Unemployment is 4%
- GDP is 3%
- Manufacturing is booming, and only getting better.

The economic boom you're about to credit to Trump was brought to you by Joe Biden. And when it crashes, that will 100% be on Trump.