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that feeling when youre developing an interest that your friends are gonna hate you for

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@CincinnatiZoo Happy birthday!

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can’t say enough good things about the singer Frankie valli —bro has pipes like Elmo

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not eating any carrots in the month leading up to my eye exam so the optometrist prescribes me night vision goggles

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@xLord_of_war man you old as fuck, got a purple heart, I smoke purple haze, I got purple farts!

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once or twice per year i have to fight off these strange and intense urges to become a rapper

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@im4charliecrist if anyones wondering this works on humans too

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cant explain why but wives are essentially your girly bro

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most aggressively 90s song i've ever heard
https://t.co/Otboj6GGWq

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@s4m31p4n yoooooooooooo

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some might say its funny that i am the exact same height and weight as an 18 day old giraffe

[Fort Worth Zoo @FortWorthZoo]

ANOTHER SURPRISE!🤭 Meet baby boy Korbel, the newest addition to our giraffe herd. Because he was born in the wee hours of Jan. 1, 2024, his name is a nod to the bottle of bubbly, Korbel.

This little big guy is 6ft 3 inches and weighs 165 pounds.

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at the pub going pint for pint with none other than king kong himself.. gf texts asking when i'll be home. no clue baby, gonna ride this one out✌️

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sun is down. freezing cold!

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@CincinnatiZoo happy bday Renji 🎂

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@_eggwalk bruh i was extremely impressed when the battery cover flew off

[zach lieberman @zachlieberman]

Hope your 2024 is full of peace and love ✨

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finally found a song about a font https://t.co/1rcaxi4piS

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@oddtide @SkinnyTuna you just ruined my day

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would you rather have sex with a lord of the rings elf (pale, intimidating) or a santa elf (nimble, dexterous, loves to freak on it)

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@Peter_Baugh noooooooo we'll miss you