Devon R. Santelman

Just your regular gal/ she/ her

[Devon R. Santelman @spongebobdevon]

@Andy Andy there’s only been three episodes so far, let us marinate!!!

[Devon R. Santelman @spongebobdevon]

Thank god I never made being a Taylor Swift fan my entire personality

[Devon R. Santelman @spongebobdevon]

In my Mount Everest fixation era

[Devon R. Santelman @spongebobdevon]

Sharing your calendar with work bffs is the corporate equivalent of sharing your location

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

17 million people just lost health care.

18 million kids just lost school meals.

3 million Americans just lost food assistance.

And $3.5 trillion was added to the deficit.

All for a tax cut for Trump’s billionaire donors.

The ultimate betrayal.

[Devon R. Santelman @spongebobdevon]

So glad I’m not a white man and didn’t need to golf outside today

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Call me RFK Jr. cuz I got those brain worms (me returning to work from a six month mat leave)

[Devon R. Santelman @spongebobdevon]

Goodbye Vikings, looking forward to doing it all again next year (become deliriously and inappropriately optimistic at our chances for a Super Bowl win only to be letdown by an abysmal, early, season-ending loss)!

[Devon R. Santelman @spongebobdevon]

Can’t wait to see what TD celebrations the @Vikings do in the MF Super Bowl this year

[Devon R. Santelman @spongebobdevon]

We would not have bought the house we did had we known we wouldn’t get any trick or treaters :(

[Devon R. Santelman @spongebobdevon]

Seeing John Barlow parallel park in 20 moves is one of the most relatable things I’ve ever seen on Housewives

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I would be the cockiest mf if I was a professional athlete

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@abbyhaslerud13 @TheBrohioan My two favorite things - Vikings W and people dancing in costumes 💕💕

[Devon R. Santelman @spongebobdevon]

“She wants to do transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in jail” as crazy as he is this man serves comedy

[Devon R. Santelman @spongebobdevon]

Can someone please define what he means by an after birth abortion lol

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Twitter got ourselves all worked up for a nonexistent surprise performer lol

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Incredibly proud to be from MN and of my governor @GovTimWalz! Excited to vote in November

[Devon R. Santelman @spongebobdevon]

I hope that lil bitch Aegon is dead

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Please god no more rain, my 113 year old leaky basement can’t take it anymore !

[Devon R. Santelman @spongebobdevon]

Watching The Bear really stresses me out and takes me back to my days of serving even though it was just at a neighborhood bar and grill lol