Iz

i like people too much or not at all (@ sylvia plath & me)

[Iz @spontaneouiz]

yes I did come back to twitter for Taylor Swift discourse and Taylor Swift discourse only

[Iz @spontaneouiz]

okay but why is "and my friends all smell like weed or little babies" the most relatable lyric on ttpd

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Ah yes another beautiful morning, time to decide if I want to be informed and frozen in panic, or willfully ignorant with a numbing background dread

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I think football would be better if they kissed

[Iz @spontaneouiz]

ashy boy has a new sidekick who's name is 'poo-poo' and i'm not sure which i like less

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

I want everybody to remember that the Supreme Court has said the government doesn't have the authority to make people wear a mask when it later says it *does* have the authority to force women to give birth against their will.

[Iz @spontaneouiz]

has anyone asked ariana grande if she's okay lately

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Abortion is a constitutional right.

[Iz @spontaneouiz]

@taytayheyy_ my mom's go-to in similar instances is always "bummer!" 🥲

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

hello darkness my old friend
why are you here its 4pm

[💚 GULLY BOYS 💚 @gullyboysband]

Hello angels, we’ve finally figured out how much of our loss will be covered by insurance, and we’re asking for your help with the rest. This money will be used for a set of wheels, and the gear that isn’t covered.

https://t.co/cr7ZiDLbk8

[Iz @spontaneouiz]

@findingfletcher @WebsterHall gurl you sold out everywhere !! - logged in at 10:07 and didn't get tix to mpls

[Iz @spontaneouiz]

it finally happened - (almost) 3 year old niece heard her mom say 'fuck' and now she's walking around going "ahh fuck!" while we all try to suppress our laughter

[Iz @spontaneouiz]

pretty fucked that in order to start ED treatment they make you track your meals for a month

[Iz @spontaneouiz]

every time i see the word 'unicorn' on a dating app i lose a year of life

[Iz @spontaneouiz]

@Prokaryota

[Iz @spontaneouiz]

harry styles is living proof that i'll never not be bisexual no matter how hard i try

[Iz @spontaneouiz]

real slap in the face by reality today - hug your people, tell them you love them. you never know when it'll be the last time.

[Iz @spontaneouiz]

happy monday, i dropped my zoloft in my coffee this morning and just said fuck it and drank it

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Time to get drunk and get spooky