Girlbossing Too Close to the Sun

Pronouns: She/her | Passionate about Adam Driver touching the dangly thing swinging in the back of my throat.

[max @hexstellation]

asked my coworker for the docx of a form we need to update. he looked at me confused and said every year, he just uploads the pdf to canva and puts white text boxes over the changed info. dear god.

[Dr. Mia Brett @QueenMab87]

Y’all should have paid more attention to The Jungle when it was assigned in high school. Paying attention to history might have prevented thinking cutting food safety regulations was a good idea

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

Ah, yes! “The establishment” is elderly Black women & that’s why they have so little power or representation within the party’s leadership

[kendall @filmbitten]

the concept of elliot page getting a better written role in a nolan movie because he transitioned to the gender nolan writes better roles for is actually killing me

[𝖌𝖆𝖇 @gabgonebad]

The only two times Rihanna attended the FIFA World Cup final, Argentina lost.

[vivafalastin 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin]

since spain won i can speak my truth. the ref was hot

[m. @moseason_]

It’s just something about being delusional with a man

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

if you look closely during the odyssey you can see christine baranski in her pedal boat on her way to sing “does your mother know?”

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

i base who i root for in sports based on a combination of how attractive the players are to me, if their fans would be fun to queen out with and of course, wokeness

[red whine supernova 🌟 @sarahndipity18]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. he's dating margaret qualley

[khlo @khlo_alexandria]

we are witnessing a watershed moment in the development of american footy heritage

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerks]

Folks mad at some mild obvious corruption?

We are officially a Soccer country now lmao

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

This is who USA sent to talk to FIFA about Folarin Balogun’s red card

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

America’s greatest accomplishments at 250:
1. Jazz
2. Barbecue
3. Baseball
4. Turning right on red
5. Patti Smith
6. Constitutional Democracy (discontinued)
7. Spielberg’s 70s through 90s run
8. Seinfeld (the show, not the guy)
9. The National Parks System
10. Coca-Cola

[Fußball Hank Hill 🇺🇲🇩🇪 @BayernAusBoston]

.@realDonaldTrump make that call to Infantino and get Balo back for the Belgium game and I'll join MAGA

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

ROUND OF 16 MOTHA FUCKAAA

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

“Is lateness a moral failure?” Let’s ask Abraham Lincoln, OH THAT’S RIGHT, WE CAN’T because John Wilkes Booth was ON TIME to assassinate him

[Donk Media ♻️™ @donkoclock]

If only if Trump cared as much about the real bad guys.

One system moves fast. The other never gets moving.

Who Agrees ✋

[Sam Robinson @samueljrob]

Metro Detroit anti-ICE activists are identifying vehicles used by Department of Homeland Security immigration agents