kai

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

shaving my entire body to write an email

[Riċ @ricblurs]

everything i tolerated in the past disgusts me now.

[✒️ @Literariium]

— Maru Oliver

[Tina ☆ @KerstinaRenee_]

Two of my favorite things in the entire world are being considered and not having to ask.

[kai @spookiigirl]

using uppercases feels too formal to me now 😭

[Carlos @mamaloveslos]

No it’s actually pretty sick that you’re 27 years old and you purposefully type in all lower case still

[Enzo🥶 @enzoweb_3]

being in your 20’s is crazy because why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

You need to assign a threat level to everyone you regularly interact with

[clare @sadderlizards]

bro can i ask you a question? what’s it like being unable to think for yourself

[kemi @kemimarie]

i used to hate small talk with strangers until i realized how integral it is to connection. how fun and playful it can be and how present it requires you to be. i appreciate the small talk, the comments passing by, the convos with strangers i’ll never meet again. i appreciate it

[Jai Cabajar @jaicabajar]

Nepotism

[clare @sadderlizards]

yeah i died but now i’ve been resurrected. for plot reasons

[greg @greg16676935420]

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry i wasn’t checking you out i was judging you

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[to the bus driver as I’m exiting] you were like a father to me

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

going into a mcdonalds psychosis