belligerent coot

she/they | 26 | birder, movie enjoyer, lifter, transsexual marxist bogeyman, pdx sports fan, passionate lover, rotten scoundrel
life list: 130 (marsh wren)

[belligerent coot @spookydaithi]

@claireyael this is the first i’m hearing of this…..

[belligerent coot @spookydaithi]

@claireyael can we pls be egym besties together i haven’t worked out since quitting personal training and i need to get my ass back on the train

[audrey @phlegmme]

My sci fi novella takes place on a strange alien planet where there are 3 genders. The Xle’xlox are powerful warriors, the Glxlodoroplons like to go shopping, and the Zprfliixxoigrgr’px all have tattoos of Frog and Toad riding a bicycle

[belligerent coot @spookydaithi]

@mk_uwutra *in two years

[belligerent coot @spookydaithi]

this account just turned old enough to be ordained with the aaronic priesthood

[belligerent coot @spookydaithi]

@mk_uwutra my account is breaking the bread too hard and squishing it a bunch and making it all weird textured for everyone

[brian @brianonhere]

The difference 🔼

[the northern fucker 𓅫 @evilrelaysp0rt]

with all the bad news out there we gotta start sharing good news too :')

[belligerent coot @spookydaithi]

cracking my sons skull against the asphalt and watching helplessly as his soul bleeds out of him in my arms to own the libs

[Chris Sky 🧱 @chrissaccocia1]

I dont give a fuck what anybody says.

THIS is why fathers are needed and why no single mom can ever raise a real man.

If you cant physically control your offspring if you HAD to, they will never truly respect you or listen to you.

Meanwhile...

[belligerent coot @spookydaithi]

@SAMOYEDCORE not often someone says “beyond parody” on here and its actually true, but genuinely how do you make “i’m not transphobic because i love girl dick so much and if that’s also transphobic its your fault for saying i’m transphobic so i’m still not transphobic” any more ridiculous?

[Textured Graphics @AliasTextured]

Birdmoder

[teddy @luncheoninfur]

incredible sighting today

[belligerent coot @spookydaithi]

how it felt to be a personal trainer

[belligerent coot @spookydaithi]

@claireyael tried this and it worked pretty well for a few years until i found out detachment from my appearance was a bad thing for me and i only wanted it because i am actually a woman, but highly recommend for everyone else! (also if you want advice lmk :3)

[ٍ @naboudoir]

Talking to real life gay people and not having to deal with this

[belligerent coot @spookydaithi]

let’s scream with mama

[Offseason Mode @Ferd_Turgeson]

great website

[belligerent coot @spookydaithi]

@naominlewis