bingus

bachelors in bimbofication

[bingus @spookygramma]

i’m a baller first and a woman second

[bingus @spookygramma]

the older i get the less i can hold my pee in at bars #chopped

[bingus @spookygramma]

i have fat pussyitis

[bingus @spookygramma]

pissing at the bar at 7pm god is good

[elley @yxkc4ux4qh28]

mac... and cheese...

[N @dearvotion]

I ask for very little in this life.

[ً @cryst6ls]

just remembered

[CCP @PereiraCyd77098]

Probably one of the best tweets ever.

[swinky @swinkying]

just a Friendly reminder that

[jill @littlefucky]

Pretending I’m an influencer that got sent a free toilet

[#1 stuff haver @braveandstrong6]

Girl from my hometown got divorced at 23 You're so fucking classy....

[☆ Angelita ☆ @pyschodior]

unfortunately for all my opps it’s only gonna get better

[bingus @spookygramma]

late night when you need my sandddd

[bingus @spookygramma]

you used to call me on my sand phone

[jake @wormpuller]

Lose yourself to dance you dumb fuck

[bingus @spookygramma]

anytime the phone rings at work i just watch it ring because that’s not my job

[yume nikki minaj à trois @jun3buggy]

They are known to eat foods like apples

[shoshki @cherubiim_]

he looks like the gray alien my dad shot in the foyer when I was 12

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

u cant even avoid ai by going outside bc small businesses loveeee their gen ai adverts

[bingus @spookygramma]

drank 3 iced cawfees mmmm

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

having a period is so crazy because sometimes something like this comes out of u and u just kinda shrug your shoulders and keep going about your day