I've been a teacher for 30 years. How do I deal with unruly students? Write offensive graffiti about them on their desk prior to the lesson. Winds them up, I kick them out. Lesson continues.
My will states that I'm to be buried at sea, but only because it seemed like a quirky novel thing to do. Having actually looked into it tho, it turns out that it's an absolute legislative nightmare and I regularly cringe at the thought of the disaster I've setup for my partner.
Iโm not quite sure how to explain whatโs happened tonight, because itโs still happening - but here goesโฆ
At 4:40pm I jumped on a train from London to Edinburgh..
It was comfy, it was quiet
In hindsight, too good to lastโฆ